He's just... unbearable

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givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y (13 replies)

In a non enclosed space out in the middle of nowhere you'd never see a bear, because it would intentionally evade the very smell of a person. They can smell like 10 maybe even 25 miles, you'd never know a bear was with you.

Bears hate humans, all types of bears.

It's just most bears really love trash, and trash is where humans are.

But even as a dude I wouldn't want to be stuck with another random dude instead of a bear. Honestly anyone that would choose a human over a bear is either a little suspect or just has zero knowledge of nature right when that's going to be very important.

Anybody who wouldn't be a liability in the wilderness picks bear.

Dieterlan@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Depends on the bear for me. Black bear? I'll take that over a man any day (am a man). Polar bear? Yeah, no. I don't want to be within 1000 miles of a polar bear. Grizzley? Haven't decided, probably leaning towards wanting the bear, unless it actively hates me for some reason

dumbass@leminal.space · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

unless it actively hates me for some reason

Now that's a terrifying thought. Just an angry bear with a spiteful rage aimed solely at one person, ignoring everyone else.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Maybe ingested someone’s stash of Cocaine?

— but seriously, that movie was funny. A truly stupid concept that I didn’t want to waste time on but found it very entertaining

trolololol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well in that case I'm okay to travel with THAT man and his angry bear.

dumbass@leminal.space · 4 pts · 2y

Look at that, I found the answer!

Its safer to be with a man in the woods, if that man is being spitefully hunted by a bear who only wants to harm that one particular human being and has no issue with anyone else at all.

lastweakness@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I'd take the bear over a strange woman too, as in a woman who is a stranger.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I'd take the bear over a strange anyone. I hate being around people I don't know. I'd rather be mauled by a bear than be the guy at the party no one knows.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Honestly anyone that would choose a human over a bear is either a little suspect or just has zero knowledge of nature right when that’s going to be very important.

C'mon man, it was right there...

lastweakness@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Yes, I'm agreeing with you.. it's not an argument, also just emphasizing that it's not really about gender

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
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lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y

The bear would provide a lot more valuable resources. What are you getting off a human? A few pounds of meat and maybe enough skin to make a vest out of?

FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y

I've seen bears before. Bears have been surprised to see me. That's just dumb.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Everything you said here is negated by the fact that he's talking about Bajoran bears who especially like to eat former Bajoran rebel fighters.

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (15 replies)

If i saw a bear in space id freak the fuck out man

spiffynova@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y (10 replies)

I don't mean to worry you but...

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (2 replies)

FUCK

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Halsin has entered the chat

flicker@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I misread this as Halsey and now the bear is singing, I'm not a bear, I'm a god.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (6 replies)

That's some bullshit right there! The joined up stars don't look anything like a bear in either case!

I guess "pans with long handles" doesn't sound romantic enough to stargazers..

bisby@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

If it makes you feel better, that's not Ursa major shown in the picture. The big dipper is just the tail of the bear.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Still looks like how a drunk child would draw a bear. At best.

Damage@feddit.it · 4 pts · 2y

It's a racing bear, look at the aerodynamics

bisby@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You're not wrong. But given how early cave paintings look, maybe bears looked different back then...

samus12345@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Bears don't even have long tails!

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

I'm convinced early astronomers were on shrooms or something

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

GrymEdm@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

The Whitest Kids U'Know did a sketch about that.

MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Fucking hell this is so good.

FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If someone feels safer around a bear than they'd feel around me, then I'd also feel safer if that person chose the bear.

redisdead@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Like I keep saying in these threads, please pick the bear. I'm out in the woods hiking alone because I want to be away from people, thanks.

FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 2y

fr fr

Fates worse than death aside I really do feel like people expect a good outcome from a wild animal and that's simply never going to be the case.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

"No, I really don't, because it's an Earth animal I have no knowledge of. But no matter what it's like, it's still preferable to you."

macrocarpa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica!

Taleya@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

I want to print this on my wall