In a non enclosed space out in the middle of nowhere you'd never see a bear, because it would intentionally evade the very smell of a person. They can smell like 10 maybe even 25 miles, you'd never know a bear was with you.
Bears hate humans, all types of bears.
It's just most bears really love trash, and trash is where humans are.
But even as a dude I wouldn't want to be stuck with another random dude instead of a bear. Honestly anyone that would choose a human over a bear is either a little suspect or just has zero knowledge of nature right when that's going to be very important.
Anybody who wouldn't be a liability in the wilderness picks bear.
Depends on the bear for me. Black bear? I'll take that over a man any day (am a man). Polar bear? Yeah, no. I don't want to be within 1000 miles of a polar bear. Grizzley? Haven't decided, probably leaning towards wanting the bear, unless it actively hates me for some reason
Its safer to be with a man in the woods, if that man is being spitefully hunted by a bear who only wants to harm that one particular human being and has no issue with anyone else at all.
I'd take the bear over a strange anyone. I hate being around people I don't know. I'd rather be mauled by a bear than be the guy at the party no one knows.
Honestly anyone that would choose a human over a bear is either a little suspect or just has zero knowledge of nature right when that’s going to be very important.
The bear would provide a lot more valuable resources. What are you getting off a human? A few pounds of meat and maybe enough skin to make a vest out of?
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givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
In a non enclosed space out in the middle of nowhere you'd never see a bear, because it would intentionally evade the very smell of a person. They can smell like 10 maybe even 25 miles, you'd never know a bear was with you.
Bears hate humans, all types of bears.
It's just most bears really love trash, and trash is where humans are.
But even as a dude I wouldn't want to be stuck with another random dude instead of a bear. Honestly anyone that would choose a human over a bear is either a little suspect or just has zero knowledge of nature right when that's going to be very important.
Anybody who wouldn't be a liability in the wilderness picks bear.
Dieterlan@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Depends on the bear for me. Black bear? I'll take that over a man any day (am a man). Polar bear? Yeah, no. I don't want to be within 1000 miles of a polar bear. Grizzley? Haven't decided, probably leaning towards wanting the bear, unless it actively hates me for some reason
dumbass@leminal.space · 9 pts · 2y
Now that's a terrifying thought. Just an angry bear with a spiteful rage aimed solely at one person, ignoring everyone else.
AA5B@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Maybe ingested someone’s stash of Cocaine?
— but seriously, that movie was funny. A truly stupid concept that I didn’t want to waste time on but found it very entertaining
trolololol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Well in that case I'm okay to travel with THAT man and his angry bear.
dumbass@leminal.space · 4 pts · 2y
Look at that, I found the answer!
Its safer to be with a man in the woods, if that man is being spitefully hunted by a bear who only wants to harm that one particular human being and has no issue with anyone else at all.
lastweakness@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I'd take the bear over a strange woman too, as in a woman who is a stranger.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'd take the bear over a strange anyone. I hate being around people I don't know. I'd rather be mauled by a bear than be the guy at the party no one knows.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
C'mon man, it was right there...
lastweakness@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yes, I'm agreeing with you.. it's not an argument, also just emphasizing that it's not really about gender
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y
The bear would provide a lot more valuable resources. What are you getting off a human? A few pounds of meat and maybe enough skin to make a vest out of?
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y
I've seen bears before. Bears have been surprised to see me. That's just dumb.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Everything you said here is negated by the fact that he's talking about Bajoran bears who especially like to eat former Bajoran rebel fighters.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
If i saw a bear in space id freak the fuck out man
spiffynova@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y
I don't mean to worry you but...
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
FUCK
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
Halsin has entered the chat
flicker@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I misread this as Halsey and now the bear is singing, I'm not a bear, I'm a god.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
That's some bullshit right there! The joined up stars don't look anything like a bear in either case!
I guess "pans with long handles" doesn't sound romantic enough to stargazers..
bisby@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
If it makes you feel better, that's not Ursa major shown in the picture. The big dipper is just the tail of the bear.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Still looks like how a drunk child would draw a bear. At best.
Damage@feddit.it · 4 pts · 2y
It's a racing bear, look at the aerodynamics
bisby@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
You're not wrong. But given how early cave paintings look, maybe bears looked different back then...
samus12345@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Bears don't even have long tails!
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
I'm convinced early astronomers were on shrooms or something
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
GrymEdm@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
The Whitest Kids U'Know did a sketch about that.
MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Fucking hell this is so good.
FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
If someone feels safer around a bear than they'd feel around me, then I'd also feel safer if that person chose the bear.
redisdead@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Like I keep saying in these threads, please pick the bear. I'm out in the woods hiking alone because I want to be away from people, thanks.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 2y
fr fr
Fates worse than death aside I really do feel like people expect a good outcome from a wild animal and that's simply never going to be the case.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
"No, I really don't, because it's an Earth animal I have no knowledge of. But no matter what it's like, it's still preferable to you."
macrocarpa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica!
Taleya@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
I want to print this on my wall