Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It was a train conductors' meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody's available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.
Well I didn't notice the stilettos, but now I'm even more confused by that stance she's taken. I don't want to question hotdog anatomy but who walks around like that?? (Crabs- crabs do.)
It would be better if not for the fact that her "clothes" are the bun and condiments, so it's nekked titties. At least give the poor thing a mustard bikini top.
67 Comments
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 113 pts · 2y
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
All of you were working on the train!?!
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 2y
It was a train conductors' meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody's available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.
Abird1620@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
This is the way.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
ATDA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Did everyone slide forward down the aisle when they hit the brakes?
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
she even got that weiner
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I'm really just curious about why there were only men on the train.
Blackout@kbin.run · 58 pts · 2y
How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I've eaten before
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun · 29 pts · 2y
Do hot dogs need genders?
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 2y
That should depend on if hot dogs are made from more than 1 gender of pig. Or dog. Or hotdog worm. Or whatever tf they make hotdogs out of.
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Listen bud, English might've lost it's way but we've still got Indo-European roots, so even rocks need genders.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 31 pts · 2y
Is nobody going to mention the face, stilettos and hand bag this business weiner is also carrying?
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Well I didn't notice the stilettos, but now I'm even more confused by that stance she's taken. I don't want to question hotdog anatomy but who walks around like that?? (Crabs- crabs do.)
cley_faye@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
It's also hotdog-spreading, I mean, look at that legs opening.
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 2y
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
Deadeyegai@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Titties dragged through the garden?
pootsforjesus@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 2y
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Thelonius Chipmonks
numberfour002@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
As an ass man, I didn't even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn't take my eyes off her buns.
meliaesc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Maybe it's okay if humanity dies out. 🤔
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
as long as we die between some buns
9point6@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Is that Alvin?
snooggums@midwest.social · 11 pts · 2y
Yes.
9point6@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
I don't like where his life seems to have taken him
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 2y
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Alvindog
xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 17 pts · 2y
Is she... squatting? With her... erm... weiner hanging down?
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
yes.
ryan213@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y
Probably better than putting a vag on her. Good call.
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
You know what somebody's going to go and do now.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Along with other stuff, vag is also processed within that dog.
ryan213@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Kobayashi: [trying to impress date] yeah, I eat vag like a champ.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Mmm, wiener shaped vag between soft buns ...
Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
Mmm hot dog milk
xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?
paddirn@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Wait, shouldn’t it have 4 teats on it? That’s usually how many cows have. Or… is it made from people?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.
erp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
And they can only be marketed as a 'hot dog' if they are produced in the Titiller region of France
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Hotdog or not hotdog?
ryo@lemmy.eco.br · 7 pts · 2y
Hold on I have an app for that.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Why is the kid's forehead melting?
Marighost@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
That's Alvin, of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
sirico@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 2y
Why is Alvin, of Alvin and the chipmunks head melting?
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
poorly drawn hair from a shoestring budget cartoon that only existed to sell toys
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I thought it existed to sell music with singers doing helium covers?
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Eh, my word choice there sucked, more to sell merch. There were toys, records, clothing, bed sheets, posters, and on and on and on
Marighost@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Fella's having a rough day.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
Putting hot into hotdog
x4740N@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That shade of brown isn't helping
It looks more like shit than a hotdog
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
This is the best fucking thing I've ever seen
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y
That's the 3% of the hot dog that's breast meat.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Spread eagle legs too.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Not a weeny with boobs
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I have bad news for you.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Since she's a weiner and boobs, does this mean she can give herself a titjob?
Toneswirly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
...the fuck?
robocall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Do you think that's lettuce or relish that she's wearing?
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
shrek ketchup
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
That's what makes it hot.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Hot cunt.
fossphi@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
A hot bitch?
http_418@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y
let me get this right ...
the hair, the eyes, the mouth, the arms, the legs ... all ok
holding hands, wearing makeup, wearing a bag, wearing shoes ... sure no problem
but omg! omg! omg! TITTIES???
zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It would be better if not for the fact that her "clothes" are the bun and condiments, so it's nekked titties. At least give the poor thing a mustard bikini top.