Eating? Believe it or not... ( DEAD )

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TxzK@lemmy.zip · 106 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I have a feeling that this chart is complete bullshit

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

It's clearly a conspiracy to sell charts.

Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 7 pts · 2y

It's clearly a plot by pigeons

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 65 pts · 2y (22 replies)

I've never had any of these combinations, so I can't disprove their claims from prior experience

Looking at it, I think the easiest combo for me to acquire would be coconut and honey, so I'll have to give it a try and see if truly (DEAD)

Foreigner@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (15 replies)

Lemon and milk would be the easiest for me. I'm sure I've had those together before, at least in some dessert.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Using lemon to curdle milk is normal

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Death is also normal

shneancy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

yeah but chunky milk won't kill you, in fact it is an ingredient for some wonderful desserts

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

If you stir the milk while you add in the lemon juice slowly it will be less likely to have curdled chunks in it 👍

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Very true

joneskind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Very true so at least a little false.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Definitely a little false but mostly a bit more true probably.

stoi@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

A JS enjoyer I see

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Basically buttermilk, yeah.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Well kind of, anyway.

Foreigner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Ah, so that explains why I'm dead inside.

idiomaddict@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

Or coconut and honey. I’m sure that’s in some candy or cookie I’ve had at some point

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Didn't realize that one was on there! I've had a frosted lemonade at Chick-fil-A and did not (DEAD), so claim is bunk!

gitgud@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Also literally one of the ways to make a basic cheese (boil milk, add lemon, collect and strain curds from whey, add salt to taste). Can substitute vinegar for lemon.

clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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sxan@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

You've never had surf & turf at a restaurant? And if you're vega(taria)?n, you've almost certainly had coconut & honey in some proceeded drink - honey is a common substitute sweetener for sugar, and processed sugar is considered bad in a subset of that community.

But what I wonder is where these things come from, and how common they are?

letsgo@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

*veg(etari)an

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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sxan@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I can't tell if you're being funny; I don't think they meant eating the shells.

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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sxan@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y

Surf & turf was me. And I am spectacularly ignorant of the vast variety of Indian cuisine, but I would be surprised if literal shells is a common staple. It doesn't say "calcium," it says "shells." And it shows a picture of what looks like a cluster of mussels, although it could be clams.

Nobody in the US eats shells like that, except for Blueshell crab almost exclusively in the mid-Atlantic region. There are some recipes where you cook crab whole until the shell dissolves into the soup, but in neither case is the point to eat the shells - they're just along for the ride to get to the meat. And if it's a source of the calcium that's sometimes added to some food, it'll say "calcium," it won't say where it came from.

So: you're claiming that it's common in India for people to, what... source and grind up shells and eat them? I suppose if folks are doing it to Rhino horns, that's not the weirdest thing I've heard. I think it's just more likely it's referring to shellfish.

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 35 pts · 2y (4 replies)

shell & beef = dead

I mean maybe eat the clam meat and not the shell and you wouldn't die?

Blyfh@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

But it's just so damn crunchy!

Droechai@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And a great source of calcium!

Carvex@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

My mouth bones may be broken but my body bones are strong!

Successful_Try543@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y

But I've learned, the shell always contains the most vitamines.

joneskind@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The meme potential of (DEAD) is unlimited.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Man I'm (DEAD)

TheHowTM@lemmings.world · 25 pts · 2y

Damn, looks like I need to cut out the MEAT (PIGEON) and MEAT (FROG).

Shame.

potatobro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Brb making pumkin pigeon pie

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 9 pts · 2y

Put in some ginger for extra deadly kick

Deestan@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
MxRemy@lemmy.one · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Coconut and honey? Oh no, that one TikTok lady is gonna be so sad...

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2y

No. She be (DEAD).

workerONE@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's true, I ate coconut and honey and

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

ur gonna die now

(still at the age youd die normally, but now its because of the conocut and hoeny)

doubtingtammy@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y

I have parrot-stuffed gourd every day and I'm fine

pooberbee@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y

Don't look up Indian trumpet on urban dictionary.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That is a whole lot of combinations that I will not even come close to consuming together for the duration of my life

Sizzler@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've just poured myself a coconut milk and honey to prove it's a load of bol

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

oh no, youre gonna die now (but its still gonna be at the age youd die normally, or maybe a little before if something kills you before the conocut and hoeny)

clutchtwopointzero@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
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ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

I have one of these on my fridge from Myanmar. (or Cambodia, I don't remember now.)

Point is, those ice lollys gonna getcha.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That milk and lemon is a shortcut if you run out of buttermilk and need a substitute. You curdle some milk with the lemon. It works in a pinch, isn't as good as buttermilk, but hey. I got it out of some cookbook.

Croquette@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

If you mix lemon and milk and press it, you get a simple indian cheese (paneer)

enleeten@discuss.online · 7 pts · 2y

What am I going to do with all this Neem Leaf I bought!?!

OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Can anyone tell me what sane sar oo is??

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Looks like Jicama but not too sure 🤔

OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Oh that does look like it! I'll make sure to avoid eating ice lollies at the same time.

nxdefiant@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I've literally had Jicama palletas. How long do I have doc?

OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You're already (dead) :(

nxdefiant@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y

(う死ん)

ReiRose@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

That is not what I thought tapioca looked like

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I might need to rethink the parrot squash bisque I was planning this weekend.

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Brb bouta put some lemon in my milk.

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It's a decent replacement for buttermilk if you don't have any for a recipe. Don't ask how I'm able to tell you since I'm (dead).

Hootz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

I usually get Indian trumpet from canned fish so it's atleast thats accurate

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y

Shell + Beef

Do they mean the actual shell? 🤨

Lemon + Milk just leads to curdled milk.