How would you decorate this room?

Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these

And yeah, yeah, I've heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don't care, I'll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.

I guess I'd put up some tarps to prevent the inevitable blood splatter from staining the walls and floor?

That's not a fan, it's a head slicer

Cannabis plants and grow lights

Reminds me of my high school buddy who was in a family with 8 kids. Every closet in that house became a bedroom.

I would start by adding some fake blood stains around the fan

with a bucket, a mop, a broom and dust pan, a shelf with some bottles of Windex and Soft Scrub and other S.C. Johnson(R) products, a stack of furnace filters against one wall and the front one always falls over, and probably a vacuum.

Get an artist to paint an airplane crashing through the ceiling and make the propeller the fan.

Add some slanted flooring and decorate the whole room at the same angle as the fan.

The weiling fan is decoration enough

I wouldn't bother.

I'm not sure who needs to know this, but they make angled mounting kits for ceiling fans.

That poor fan is just waiting to tear itself apart.

Why don't you turn on the fan then lock the door, and call it "the Schrodinger's room". Quantum mechanics says that after a while, the fan is both functioning and broken, spinning in an endless dance of probability.

Enclose it and make a secret door to enter.

I call it the depression portal.

Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.

More ceiling fans.

How come nobody has mentioned a walk-in closet yet?!

With my own blood after I hit my head on the fan.

Wtf is with the low wall fan? It seems low enough that you could just walk into it. I am not the guy that people would call safety conscious, but I do draw the line at spinning blades hitting my head.

Fire would brighten up the room.

Boulder cave.

Aside from aircraft painted on wall, I think put a mattress area on the floor (or comfy seating) and paint a galaxy in glow in the dark paint.

Everything angled the same as the fan.

Weed smoke.

VR racing sim

Put in a long clothes rack, boom! walk-in closet

The fan won't last very long, the bearings aren't designed to operate like that. (Even if you don't hit it with your head...)

Posters of the bright blue sky.

With a lack of passion.

The fan is there to hang a noose. It's not even plugged in.

After the third time I hit my head on that damn fan. With a sledgehammer

Yer a Wazzard harry.

I know !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world says "anything and everything goes" but isn't there a more appropriate instance for this question?

Like something from a Saw movie

RGB. Lots and lots of RGB.

Trampolines and a big chandelier

...Does that fan actually do what its meant too?

I'd turn it into a mini theater.

Probably as an enchanted forest to chill in

A decomposing corpse would fit in nicely.

That’s the room where the litter box goes.

This is a closet

That's a storage closet, very obviously so. That type of fan being located at that spot makes me also feel like this is a joke.

I'd focus on the strange geometry in one corner of the room until a portal opened and I found myself in the realm of the outer gods.

Make it look like an old-timey log mill with the fan as the saw blade.

Room?

Ceiling fan is going and a regular fixture put in instead. This seems like a closet or storage room anyway (there are no windows), no real need for a fan like that in a space like this.

Giant van. Slanted wall is the windshield, walls are the doors and back wall is seats. All painted on.

Or a space ship, same vibe.

Gotta be a themed room.

Could also make it the outside of the tardis from doctor who, so it's bigger on the outside but technically the outside is the inside. You are outside the tardis when you are inside the room.

Or do it like harry potters under the stairs cupboard.

For a couple of seconds I thought it's the Solar Power Plant from X3 Terran Conflict.

I’m not sure exactly, but it’d prob involve some galvanized square steel for framing, borrowed screws from my aunt, and eco friendly wood veneer.

If you have pets, I'd say make it a room with a bean bag chair and a bunch of pet beds, (short) cat trees if you have cats, and a small tv for you to watch stuff on. Make it a little cozy hangout spot for you and your dogs/cats.

If not, uh... Closet?

Sideways ceiling fan goes brrrrrrrrr

Splatter some red paint on the far wall in line with the angled ceiling.

Very carefully.

Do you have any ideas? Without any context about your needs or the rest of your house, you will get a bunch of random suggestions that may not apply to your situation. Multiple people have mentioned a room for pets, but we don't know if OP has any pets. We also don't know if OP would benefit more from a small office or an arts and crafts room.

Figure out how to add lights to the fan to create a low poly spinning racoon meme to be able to tolerate the room.

Galvanized square steel?

Hang a mirror over that sink, maybe some dryers, toilet goes in the far right corner.

Look up “wall fan with remote” on your favorite shopping site. Tear down that head chopper and put this on the back vertical wall

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Take out the fan, and put in a stand fan if needed. I think this is more closet than room, yeah?