Virgin penis

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30 Comments

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 105 pts · 2y (8 replies)

This is why sounding is important.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I use a q-tip to get everything

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Starkstruck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

rmuk@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Pipe cleaner crew checking in.

isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I use a plumbing snake, works better

katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
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MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

Well, that's enough internet for me today.

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

turbowafflz@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Wait is this a blood clot demo that's been relabeled

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 88 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The vegans re-labeled it too

SmoothOperator@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"the vegans"

Gloomy@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 2y

Yes, yes. We decided to relable this picture on our last annual Vegan-Council.

Joke aside, a plant base diet seems to be better for your arteries.

https://www.businessinsider.com/researcher-gave-up-meat-doctor-described-effects-on-arteries-2022-12

Amd more scientific

https://www.mdpi.com/2308-3425/10/3/94

ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Something like that

dink@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y (2 replies)

There is actually a lot of scientific evidence to back this up. Many male prostitutes will undergo a natural transformation where their penis turns into a breakfast burrito, so they can charge for the night and then again for food in the morning.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

shasta@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Transformers: burritos in disguise!

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 67 pts · 2y

This looks like a parody of all those bullshit incel images explaining how a woman's vagina will become loose if she's promiscuous.

HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 2y (6 replies)

im gonna need some context for the original image

samus12345@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

They were originally demonstrating clogged arteries.

Zacryon@lemmy.wtf · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I suppose it was some typical religious bullshit like "masturbation bad, god sad, boo".

Mwallerby@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y

Probably something to do with cholesterol

stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y

Penile implants to combat erectile dysfunction - you can see the original annotations about the valve and pump located in the scrotum, along with the inflatable bladder that gets insert in the shaft.

FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 2y

Asking for a friend?

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y

Fleshlight designs are getting weird (they were getting weird before too, it's just that now also).

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You can insert a cockroach into your penis. Its eat all the accumulated semen and when finish its get out. Is pretty easy and safety to do.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think Google AI mentioned something about this 🤔

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

Also that jumping off the golden gate bridge is a viable way to deal with depression.

To be fair, I haven't heard any complaints of depression from people who have jumped off the golden gate bridge, so it seems true. 🤔

robocall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I love me some mcgriddles

10_0@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
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cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

I'm a khvnmnw