I'll just leave this here...

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42 Comments

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y

What a horrible day to have eyes.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y

This is the future liberals want

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y (5 replies)

How does man get prangent?

Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y

Arnold Schwarzenegger did it back in the 80's there's even a documentary film on it!

shinratdr@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

*prrrregante

ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Pr..pre...PREGANANANT?!!!

Slovene@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 2y

I wonder if he'll develop starch masks.

BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

How is babby formed?

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant

Grimy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Go on...

bizarrocullen@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

She does peg exclusively.

Zink@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y

I heard getting pegnant can hurt!

ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y

I should be so lucky...

buttfarts@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 2y

😍

ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.πŸͺ±

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The future!

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wh-where does it come out?!?

DarkenLM@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ever seen Alien?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y

Ever see Junior?

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 2y

Thanks Urethra Franklin

scytale@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Those hands...

HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

His tiny ear!

TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

That looks like something I'd draw tbh

dadarobot@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y

God Bless America

Nikls94@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I hope everyone can see this πŸ«ƒπŸ» (me at the buffet)

casmael@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Tight end

s_s@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not for long!

casmael@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

;)

Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

A real man

FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Or those her real hands, or is this AI? Lol.

nodoze313@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Looks like AI to me. It did a pretty good job on her hands, by comparison to many other AI rendered hands, at least she has 5 normal fingers even if they're sausages

Maggoty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I think this is just a good old photoshop.

chellomere@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Looks like real hands but not her hands

MNByChoice@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

Real hands. That is why she always does "jazz hands".

Varven@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

i have so many questions starting off with why and how

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they'll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.

thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

God I wish they were me

HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Where can I buy a T shirt with a belly hole?

CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

LPT: you can save money by purchasing a regular t-shirt and cutting the hole yourself.

ynazuma@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ugly couple. Who are they?

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Some dude who plays football all day, and a lady that loves to fly in air planes.