Heart Size

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19 Comments

nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 90 pts · 2y (1 reply)

the continuation:

Mr_Reach@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y

Thank you. I needed this.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 63 pts · 2y (5 replies)

A whale's aorta: the size of a cat

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The koala’s penis, bifurcated in two

cucumber_sandwich@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Koala doesn't work here. The stress is on the second syllable.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Biiiiii

furcated penis, ur mum’s got one too

😇

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Sponge-Bob wait what the fuck

blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I thought bifurcated was more fucked but I think they both are. Shame on him!

thejml@lemm.ee · 59 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If medical nonsense be something you wish…

SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y

Then lick up the goo in a pitri dish!

rjthyen@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y

Pumping blood to your organs even though you are fat!

spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

Perfect delivery. No notes

lemmyng@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is that why cities are full of rats? Because of heartless bastards that no longer need theirs?

protist@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 2y

The meter's off on this one

g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Keep on spongeing, keep on bobing

And square on, square on

Square on for your pants

zammy95@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Wow, wasn't expecting to actually see this reference. Hell yeah!

rbits@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

You know the bot that replies with a haiku if your comments syllables match? They should do this instead

expatriado@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Blue Whale heart is a muscle the size of your mom

kuunari@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I heard "you are a pirate!" in my head