c/196 · by brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 2y

Honk rule

::: spoiler alt-text “a Pontiac Vibe with a huge check engine light in the back window and a cluster of bumper stickers that read: remember if you honk all you honk at me i will honk if you get any closer you have to i honk honk if you will if myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk” :::

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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 170 pts · 2y (3 replies)

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Laughed like an idiot at this, thanks

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y

did you mean "honk honk, honke"?

MHLoppy@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y

Other than you (if you have notifications turned on) there's gotta be close to 0 people who'll ever see this, but here's a link to the comic: https://falseknees.com/comics/247.html

PapaStevesy@midwest.social · 62 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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Bassman1805@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The big neon Check Engine light is a nice cherry on top

militaryintelligence@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's a GM product, it's factory

P0420 P0613

PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

As an owner of two GM products, yep. Constant pains in my ass. You'd think I'd have learned after the first one.

That said, the Pontiac Vibe was the result of a collaboration with Toyota and, while the Pontiac Vibe and the Toyota Matrix aren't the exact same car, I believe all models of the Vibe did come with toyota-built engines.

All this to say, the Pontiac Vibe was one of GMs better products, because it was more Toyota than GM.

shneancy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

as someone who knows nothing about cars Pontiac Vibe sounds like a vibrator, wouldn't even be a first time a japanese vehicle company did both

ace_garp@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y (3 replies)

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y

Actual photograph

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 7 pts · 2y

I imagine a goose would have the worst road rage.

Otherwise_Direction7@monyet.cc · 3 pts · 2y

Untitled Car Game

SternburgExport@feddit.de · 47 pts · 2y (1 reply)

that car is indeed a vibe

h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Oh, now I get it.

LengAwaits@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y

Say what you will, but this person absolutely knows what they're about.

luckystarr@feddit.de · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I also have been personally victimized by honk!

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

You said I could!

dessimbelackis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Call Honk! Attorney at honk!

owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

This got some serious Bottom Gear vibes

hazeebabee@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 2y

Honk if you honk

bamfic@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

is this a car or a goose?

doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

This whole post is a vibe

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I had a strHONK trying to read those stickers.

BitchPeas@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Oh no it's HONKening!

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

Untitled Pontiac Game.

radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Remember, honk if you honk all you. If anything at me, I will honk honk. If you get any closer, I have to honk. If, if you will...if I honk myself, want honk if you have. Ever been personally victimized by honk? CHECK ENGINE. 🖕

radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

No idea the message they are trying to convey there, but that sure is a vibe.

Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y

Honk

Blackout@kbin.run · 7 pts · 2y

They really do have a sticker for everyone

numberfour002@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Assuming this is in America, we're full of Honkies.

KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If you honk at me I will get aroused

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

honks lightly

uebquauntbez@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Just hiding a parking damage. Been there, done that too.

ClockworkN@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I feel like with the right beat these lyrics are fire

partmussels@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Have you ever had a honk that you, um, you had, your, you- you honks, you'll honk, you- you honks, you honk, you honk him to honk you so much you honk do anything?

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

MadBob@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y

Undergoing severe semantic satiation here lads.

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Needs the megahertz of the Pontiac horn in front of “vibe”.

bfg9k@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Vibe.

StellarExtract@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Honk Jesus honk

pero@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Want honk

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Honk