I think something snapped in him. He's had multiple charges against him for multiple incidents and he sounds like he's seriously mentally ill. The fact that he's a Scientologist doesn't help.

Yeah, I loved Eddie Deezen back then, but he probably belongs in some sort of long-term psychiatric care.

Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I never would have said that it was him 😱

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It's just the angle. It's clear in other scenes.

But those scenes don't involve "the two giant melons."

DABDA@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

bofa Deez^en^ guesses are good but not quite right.

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

He's this little shit

Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I don't care about the guy. Who's the chick with the big knockers?

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fagabeefe?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Finally!

dogsnest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's the only reason anyone's in the comment section.

grue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Speak for yourself. I was here for the "Acktyually star forts are pretty modern" comment, which I would've posted if that guy hadn't.

nature_man@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y (5 replies)

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ameancow@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

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TheFriar@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

the fuck is a melon gland

RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

I think they’re what powers flux capacitors

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The only thing that I can think that they are possibly talking about is this...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melon_(cetacean)

Which, I guess, means we used to be sperm whales?

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Or maybe these missing human alien species used to secrete melons

Cowbob12@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (3 replies)

So they're finally going for the buildings made by Europeans calling them impossible and made by aliens, we've gone full circle now.

Magnetar@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Especially since star forts are such a recent development. They are not some mysterious ancient ruins, we literally still have the blueprints from the people planning them.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And the evolution of those blueprints! With commentary!

dogsoahC@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Oof, evolution. That word alone makes it hard to grasp for these nutjobs.

snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 2y

To be fair, the page is called Unbelievable History. It truly is unbelievable.

lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ouch, my melon glands!

Magnetar@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

How will I gland melons now?

Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

Man, I miss my melon gland.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

mmmm... melon glaaaands

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You really need a good melon gland baller to get the best of the gland.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

King3d@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This guy wants a word with you.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

These people come from France though.

klemptor@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

Emmie@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

That looks like driving license exam on shrooms when warning posts gain sentience and talk to you

Brickardo@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

My thoughts dwell on your mother!

JimSamtanko@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

“Unbelievable History”

Yeah… that sums it up pretty well.

MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There was some culture about elongating children' heads in south America. What was it again?

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

It's a practice that's potentially older than our species and nearly as wide-ranging. I think there were several Mesoamerican cultures that performed it. Such things were occasionally practiced in western Europe as late as the early 1900s.

Cosmicomical@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Did you know? Skyscrapers were built by atlantideans, those impossible structures of steel and glass don't follow the laws of physics.

callyral@pawb.social · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

why would this be covered up if it was true

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's always a coverup with these people.

ameancow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y

You're right. I don't believe it.

stinerman@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y

They're absolutely right. I don't believe this.