This is what freedom is about

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johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I thought they were bagels with an entire block of cream cheese at first.

GreatRam@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Pretty much New York bagels

SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

That’s literally what I thought the caption was gonna be about when I saw the pic

remer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

🤤

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
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GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee · 41 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why is this in funny? It should be in !foodporn@lemmy.world or something.

BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Rather:

!stupidfood@lemmy.world

GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

That works, lol.

thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Now deep fry that whole jawn and we're talkin'

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

'Murican spotted

thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You can't be out here frying them jawns with any old batter either. It needs to be either cake or cornbread batter.

muse@fedia.io · 7 pts · 2y
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dditty@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

And put it on a stick

Dabundis@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (6 replies)

This image made my teeth hurt

shasta@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (5 replies)

If sugar makes your teeth hurt you should see a dentist

Dabundis@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It's the cold that makes my teeth hurt

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Believe it or not, also should see a dentist.

Dabundis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'll mention it next time I'm there

the_artic_one@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The prescription toothpaste they give you for tooth sensitivity really works but make sure you like the flavor you pick because you need to skip rinsing after you brush to for it to have time to sink in.

Totally worth it to be able to bite into whatever food you want without waiting for it to come to near room temperature.

Dabundis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

For me it's really more that i'm annoyed by the careful maneuver of trying to get an ice cold drink to flow past my teeth without touching them too much.

apocalypticat@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (6 replies)

What's the term for "cankles", but for the wrists?

lseif@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y (5 replies)

forearm+wrist = ...forist ? fist ??

apocalypticat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

forearm + hand = fand? ... harm?

muse@fedia.io · 11 pts · 2y
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Pulptastic@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

Fand it is.

rustyj@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Foreharmed?

lseif@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

consider yourself foreharmed

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Try this-

Get 2 Eggo (or similar) waffles and toast them

Quickly spread some softened ice cream on them and make a sandwich

Enjoy

ultrahamster64@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Saving this

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Blueberry Eggos and vanilla ice cream was one of my favorite combos

Edit: also homestyle buttermilk waffles with pumpkin ice cream

shasta@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

But warm donut would make the ice cream melt

fsxylo@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But there's about a 10 second window where it will be one of the best things you ever put in your mouth.

fossphi@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I was told the same...

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

i make bread with chestnut honey, and serve it toasted with ice cream as an ice cream sandwich. it's god tier.

damnedfurry@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (6 replies)

This is what obesity* is about

Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (5 replies)

You can occasionally enjoy things like this and not be obese

Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee · -4 pts · 2y

Look at the amount of fuckin ham that's gripping those doughnuts like their arteries are seizing up already

StereoTrespasser@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nobody "occasionally" eats shit like this. If you eat healthy you will be disgusted at the sight of this.

Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

lmfao, I eat very healthily, I work out every other day pretty damn hard. And I would chow the fuck down on this thing. I LOVE food, it is the sole reason I spend most the time eating healthy and working out, so that I can indulge on wild shit like this and not feel bad about it.

damnedfurry@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't know that one is capable of even seriously entertaining doing this, much less actually doing it, unless there's an eating disorder brewing, at least, lol

petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Eating a donut? Or eating the ice cream?

MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y

My teeth hurt if i look at this.

Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Definitely missing the deep fry step.

Also why is this posted here...

Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I mean, deep-fried ice cream is a thing. I don't see why you couldn't incorporate a donut component as well.

Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y

Holy diabeetus. I can feel my pancreas failing just looking at this image.

NiPfi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's not as good as Italian gelato served in a sweet brioche bun, but it'll have to do

Shameless@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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eatthecake@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I want brioche donuts soooo much

superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

thus explaining the source of the diabetes

superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

It didn’t help that I have several risk factors, but yeah eating this sort of thing all the time in my youth wasn’t a smart decision.

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Same. I'd get one for my gf and steal a bite tho

atro_city@fedia.io · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Is this an android ad?

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Am I missing something? This seems pretty phone-agnostic to me.

snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Prior to version 10, Android releases were given names that were various sweets/desserts. Examples included Ice Cream Sandwich, Nougat, and Oreo.

I think OP is joking that Warm Glazed Donut Ice Cream Sandwich could be an Android version name.

More info: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_version_history

atro_city@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2y

Explained it very well, thank you. Couldn't have done it better :)

Mango@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Ice cream sandwich was the name for an android version.

Paragone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Y'all mean "Diabetes Icecream Sandwiches", right?

: P

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

We're looking at like 800 calories each here, easy.

Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Them's rookie numbers. Let's deep-fry this bad boy, coat it in powdered sugar and dip it in chocolate sauce!

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Based on some quick searches, it's probably closer to 550 Cals. Donut is up to 300 and I'm guessing that is a cup of ice cream which ends up being about 250.

Bigger problem is that it's mostly sugar.

Dkarma@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Doughnuts are at least 250 each and 1/2c ice cream is easily another 200

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I was excited that someone finally got the bagel to cream cheese ratio right. Now I'm disappointed.

gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y (5 replies)

When my wife and I stayed in Osaka we were one street over from Amerika-Mura, and hidden in that place was a small shop selling "ice dogs":

Glazed hot dog buns with milk (vanilla isn't the defaultfor white over there) flavored ice cream scooped into it.

Absolutely amazing those were

BakerBagel@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What does milk flavored ice cream even mean? Ice cream is made from milk.

rockyTron@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's just sugar and cream . Sometimes called "sweet cream" ice cream. Cold stone has it as a flavor I think. Delicious.

gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sweet cream is the base of ice cream. You use that to flavor, adding vanilla or chocolate powder to a sweet cream base will give you those ice creams.

Milk ice cream is sweet cream base and then add milk flavor. I think they use condensed milk to pull it off, but it's weird and the US doesn't sell anything like it at any kind of scale to my knowledge, and I've looked

rockyTron@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Oh nice, condensed milk is a great flavor

gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

The other guy is mostly right, but that's not exactly the same thing.

It's like... Concentrated milk? Think they add condensed milk or something, its like milk, but more. Like the cream stuff from ice cream shops, but more.

It's... Weird. I love it

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Thats about a half inch(13mm) to your waistline

Dkarma@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Look at their wrists... 🤢

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Thats the indicator point

uis@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Millmetre is what liberté is about

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

C'est oui mon ami

therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I would need to take the day off after eating one of these lol

They do look delicious, just way way too much for me to handle

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'll take a quarter of one. Maybe less. Ice cream and donut sounds like a good combo though.

Case@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Take a doughnut hole, slice it in half, and sandwich a dollop of ice cream between the halves.

Just a bite, all I need.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Shit that's good.

13esq@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

At least halve the amount of ice-cream for it to look appetising to me.

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I thought that was butter before I read the headline.

Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 2y

I'm hungry and tired enough that this looks absolutely amazing right now

thefrankring@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You're free to be get diabetes.

qevlarr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Everybody's freeeeeeeeee
To get diabetes

https://youtu.be/LM9kN4v065Y

thefrankring@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

RIP, I live in Canada and I get this:

"Video unavailable This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds"

First time that I experience this on YouTube.

KnightontheSun@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Yes, you certainly have the freedom to be a diabetic!

Otherwise, how does this have anything to do with freedom?

librejoe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I threw up in my mouth.

teamevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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