week 0: top 7 comments get played in a random order, legal or not

109 points · 55 comments · view on lemmy.world

55 Comments

almost1337@lemm.ee · 74 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.

DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

Let's see it, Rainbow! 🌈

magic_lobster_party@kbin.run · 67 pts · 2y (1 reply)

One grain of rice in A1

AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Lmao this is gonna get out of hand fast

Valmond@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

So that's what happens on the last line, I see

savvywolf@pawb.social · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

All previously played moves get played again.

almost1337@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y

I choose to believe that this includes all moves from all games across time.

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 2y

White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Castle with the enemy rook.

synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

Kinky

Ludrol@szmer.info · 32 pts · 2y

All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

Wife swap

Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cthulhu to A3

AresUII@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

wah

thewowwedeserve@feddit.de · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Road construction from B4 to D4

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Vector@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Queen levitates to z-axis + 1

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 2y

All bishops found a church on B5

linucs@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

End of segretation

Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

iagomago@feddit.it · 14 pts · 2y

Knight moves to C-2, black responds by expanding the chessboard with rook to H11.

GreenSkree@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Add an extra column to the right side of the board.

Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y

an entirely separate game of Go plays out on the corners of the tiles

Opisek@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

White goes straight for the ICBM.

Dashi@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Pawns form a union and are no longer willing to work for the man.

Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Both kings commit seppuku

dugmeup@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

lefixxx@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

8=D

01101000_01101001@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

~

webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y

The black pieces become the white pieces and vice versa.

chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y

White resigns.

Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

KxK

Threeme2189@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Knight to i0

moistclump@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Divides by zero.

xxd@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y

e -4

CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

Furthest white pawn puts a bomb 1 block front (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y

En Passaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant

JargonWagon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Kings meet in middle of board for peace treaty.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y

Then weapons are donated to one side from a game of Warhammer 40k being played on another table.

JLau@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Aircraft door to the b737 square

lengau@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

B8xB1

dont_lemmee_down@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

i4

01101000_01101001@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

d8=K

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

The pawn on e2 moves to e4

protist@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

White queen's knight to e8

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

White king’s bishop to black queen lunar lander

AresUII@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

P-QB4

celeste@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Evil d4 >:3

Lime66@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

White queen to e1

God_Is_Love@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y

Bishop turns into toast and does the macerana

Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 2y

The white queen makes out with the black rock from A1 on g10

Skates@feddit.nl · -4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shit yourself and post pic

Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

blunder

NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 2y

Stop playing chess forever. Like, you can never play another game ever again, that's the move for real