Worst...name...ever...

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32 Comments

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 40 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Hey everyone, Elon's renamed Twitter to X. We should have a one-letter name, it would be so cool. Like, the kids would love it. Elon's a visionary. We should definitely, definitely, definitely do what Elon's done. When has he ever made a mistake in business? Exactly, never! Maybe I could have a bonus worth billions! So cool!"

Nfamwap@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Ok, boss. Are you going to rename yourself C?"

uis@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

No, C++

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Better be quick! There are only 26 company names to snatch!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Google's parent company claimed the whole thing. They're called Alphabet!

hexabs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Or, they just claimed the first & 3/4ths of the second letter of the Greek alphabet.

Agamma is up for grabs!

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 2y
  1. X is already taken.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 25 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Y?

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

No u

Emperor@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Me?

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yes u

Emperor@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y

R

Zip2@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
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uis@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

N

Emperor@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Careful, we don't allow the N word on here.

uis@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

No noses! No noises!

uis@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Yandex?

cerement@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 2y

isn’t ‘U’ already claimed by Ubisoft?

mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 2y

The Marketing team, everyone's favourite department.

Drusas@kbin.run · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

X is worse.

wewbull@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y

Y?

EddoWagt@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Soon all words will be copyrighted because they include names of companies

Darkard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

{Error: Letter U credits expired}

Zorque@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

*Soon all words will be copyrighted as they contain names of companies.

smeg@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Did they learn nothing from Nintendo?

lurch@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

or X

Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

N

rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ah brilliant, the Marketing team have really put their heads together on this one.

wewbull@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y

They did it a bit too hard by the looks of it.

sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So they're bringing back Channel U?

sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al · 10 pts · 2y

Bruh!

In November 2023, it was announced that in Summer 2024 all of UKTV's free-to-air channels and UKTV Play would be rebranded with the new name of "U". While the free-to-air channels, Dave, Drama, Yesterday and W, will become “U&Dave”, “U&Drama”, “U&Yesterday”, and “U&W”. The planned launch date for this rebrand is 16th July. UKTV also said they plan to rebrand their pay channels to “U&GOLD”, “U&alibi”, and “U&eden” later this year.

Pronell@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Why u little... U'll regret this move!

U twerp.

zarathustra0@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

U Turn soon?

furikuri@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
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