WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown.

Pour one out for the poor souls that are bald and now really good at folding fitted sheets.

I stuff the fitted sheet in a pillowcase, as the lord intended. Hair color please!

As a grey-hair, the latter.

I don't really care to change my hair color so I'm going for sheet folding

Hair color. I don't care if my sheets are folded or just stuffed on a shelf.

Fitted sheets all the way. I can color my hair far better than I can fold a fuckin fitted sheet. Besides, I'm graying early and have this badass streak in the front.

I don't fold fitted sheets. I keep them on my bed until they wear through too much and then I throw them out.

First. Never bothered about changing hair colour for any reason.

The hair. I already dye my hair for cosplay, this will just make it easier.

Hair color, fitted sheets aren't hard! You just make ghost hands with the corners, put them together, then fold like normal.

I'd go with fitted sheets ability.

I have 'dirty blonde' hair, so I already live in a world where no one can decide or agree on what shade of brown or blonde it is or isn't.

Don't underestimate how much hair factors in looking young. I'm taking that one. My sheets can stay a mess for all I care.

Who cares about sheets? I'll change my hair color in rapid, undulating patterns, that will be a cool party trick and conversation starter.

Man, I already aced that skill back in my working days an a nurse's assistant.

I'll take the infinite shades of brown

Brown is...complicated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh4aWZRtTwU

I already know how to fold fitted sheets. It's not that hard after you watch a YouTube video or two. I'll take the hair thing.

Brown is a mixture of red yellow and blue, so you still could technically make like 99% of colors by changing the proportions.