You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

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Etterra@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 2y (7 replies)

"Tree" isn't a biological definition. It's a descriptive term for "a tall plant with at least one rigid central trunk." Which means that anything that looks like a tree is probably a tree, regardless of species.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I am a tree

cicadagen@ani.social · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ayy, welcome to the tree club!

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

shrieks TREE LAWWWWW

Klairabelle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

TREEEEEESSSS THEY ARE UUUUSSSSSS

TheOakTree@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

We welcome you to tree-hood, my fellow arbor

ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Do you get pollinated by birds and bees?

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y

That's personal

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 90 pts · 2y (8 replies)

There's no such thing as a tree.

And as a QI fan, I feel compelled to add there's no such thing as a fish

Thorry84@feddit.nl · 32 pts · 2y

No such thing as a tree? So you mean all those binary trees I've been inverting have been a lie? My whole world is shattered.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 2y

Of plants native to the Canary Islands, wood independently evolved at least 38 times!

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

You forgot about the myth of vegetables.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Except that yes there is. It's just not a scientific term. Same with fish.

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 2y

A local park ranger I know likes to remark that our state tree is a grass. (I'm in Florida.)

But I'd say that's also inaccurate. IMO, grasses are in the family Poaceae, and palms are in the family Arecaceae. I guess one could remark that our state tree is a commelinid...but I don't think tourists would get as much of a kick out of that.

Dasus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Halt! I'm here to check the expiry date of your facts!

criitz@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y

Neat read, thanks

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y

There's no widely-accepted scientific definition of a tree.

##PeopleCorrectingPeopleIncorrectly

Downcount@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (12 replies)

Wait, what?

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 44 pts · 2y (11 replies)
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Not_mikey@slrpnk.net · 26 pts · 2y

Conifers aren't trees by this definition. It seems to completely ignore gymnosperms and even misclassified a couple as dicots like sequoias and junipers.

We need to stop looking for a scientifically coherent category for a tree and ,like fish, embrace the true, intuitive, childlike definition of it as just a form, a trunk with leaves at the top.

GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 2y (6 replies)

How many social credit points do I lose if I refer to bamboo products as "wood" outside of botany nerd circles?

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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dogsoahC@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Nice.

ctenidium@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

If I remember correctly, wood consists mainly of cellulose, lignin, and hemi-cellulose. I don't know about bamboo, but I guess it's some kind of woody material.

Seleni@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It’s the lack of lignin (bamboo uses silica as a strengthener) that sets it apart.

But bamboo is a grass, anyways.

ctenidium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Never doubted bamboo not being a grass. But I didn't know about the silica thing - that's really cool!! Thank you for telling this!

GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

It’s the lack of lignin (bamboo uses silica as a strengthener)

Oh I see

ctenidium@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Trees" have secondary growth while "palms" have primary growth. At least that is what I have been told in dendrology lectures.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secondary_growth

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

true enough, that doesn't exclude them from being trees though.

NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

From the coco palm family!

GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 2y

🎵 Ya ya ya ya ya 🎵

juliebean@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

it looks like a tree and quacks like a tree though.

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Ironically, in this case, that literally means it's a tree

DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y

Trees are the plant version of crabs.

HelixDab2@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

Okay, and raspberries aren't technically berries at all, but aggregate fruits. In other words, so the fuck what? When you say 'coconut tree', everyone knows what plant you're referring to.

robocall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you 🌴🥥🍹

EleventhHour@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Da palm grows da coconut and turns da election around

GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 2y

Time to post one of my favorite songs:

https://youtu.be/PKQPey6L42M

("Da Coconut Nut", by Ryan Cayabyab. This version is probably the one performed by his group, Smokey Mountain.)

This song reminds us that the coconut is not a nut; it is the fruit of the cocopalm.

Cadeillac@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You can tell it's an Aspen from the way it is

Button777777@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Thats pretty neat!

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y

I have literature right here that says otherwise.

Ahem..

"A told B, and B told C, I'll beat you to the top of the coconut tree."

big_slap@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

science has gone too far with this one!!

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
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