Yo, listen up! Here′s the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Can confirm: lived in Paris. The French detest nothing more than The French. Besides the French Caribbeans, they don't hate anything. Probably because they're not in France.
The city was poorly guarded because most of the French forces had joined with the Germany army along the Polish border. Taking advantage of this weakness, the Soviets sent a squad of Tesla troopers to turn the Paris Tower into a giant Tesla coil. The plan was successful, devastating the Allied forces in the region and forcing thousands of Parisians to flee.
One of my favorites. And for anyone wanting to play them again, all the first decade command and conquer games were added to steam and they all run out of the box with none of EAs launcher bullshit
In case anyone is wondering: it's an ice ray and one of the thousands required to freeze the sun in the first part of the fantastic mission set out for us by out glorious leader, life-giver of the universe, Arpoovian Shepper-Shenty.
49 Comments
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 54 pts · 2y
It has been upgraded to Eiffel 65
juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 2y
It’s all in the colour…
merari42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Yo, listen up! Here′s the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside
Mrb2@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
I got to witness their first test fire, during a recent school trip.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 14 pts · 2y
Which planet did they destroy?
echodot@feddit.uk · 21 pts · 2y
Looks to be another part of France. Which is pretty on brand for the French, as no one hates the French more than the French.
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Can confirm: lived in Paris. The French detest nothing more than The French. Besides the French Caribbeans, they don't hate anything. Probably because they're not in France.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Earth, obv.
uis@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Lol
Klanky@sopuli.xyz · 32 pts · 2y
Wasn’t this in C&C: Red Alert 2?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
I was just thinking that. Was it turned into a huge Tesla coil or something?
kautau@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Yes
https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Paris_Tower
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
What a killer plot that game had.
kautau@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
One of my favorites. And for anyone wanting to play them again, all the first decade command and conquer games were added to steam and they all run out of the box with none of EAs launcher bullshit
AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Try the Mental Omega mod. Easily three months worth of campaign content
kautau@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Looks cool, thanks for the recco!
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Secret presidential bunker in the Alamo! SPPPAAAAACCCEEE!
Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
Lmao I clicked on the post because I wanted to write the exact same thing
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6EPH9rUC5LE&pp=ygUlY29tbWFuZCBhbmQgY29ucXVlciB0ZXNsYSBlaWZsZSB0b3dlcg%3D%3D
(technically this is a mod)
Eol@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y
It's targeting all the people in America french kissing.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
We ignored the cease and desist letters for too long.
kautau@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
And literally just zapping French fries out of existence
ceenote@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Shit guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming... Fire our shit!
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 16 pts · 2y
But I am le tired.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Well, have a nap DEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Rayspekt@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
The Eiffel TURRET
pyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
now i need a tower defense game where the towers are real life buildings. you can even theme them after time periods or geography to have synergies.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Now, witness the power of this FULLY OPERATIONAL EIFFEL TOWER!!
SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y
gmtom@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
King Charles: So the French have made their move. Camilla, activate Bigger Ben
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Nah, the Eifle tower will only be weaponized when you station tesla troopers around the base of it who turn it into an enormous tesla coil.
gregor@gregtech.eu · 10 pts · 2y
Le baguettes will begin to show up in 2-3 business days
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y
Laser Guided ICBMs: InterContinental Baguette Missiles
Gork@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Napoleon: [Heavy Breathing]
AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
Rubber boots in motion
kautau@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Electrodes ready
SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
2,000 volts coming up!
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Those lasers would wreck a drone swarm
shasta@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
We already know its true purpose. Why do you think there has never been a movie about Godzilla in Paris?
violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Send in the Beastie Boys to kick its ass!
rmuk@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y
In case anyone is wondering: it's an ice ray and one of the thousands required to freeze the sun in the first part of the fantastic mission set out for us by out glorious leader, life-giver of the universe, Arpoovian Shepper-Shenty.
More info: https://youtu.be/5rO-I7butL4
InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
"are you still there?"
mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Aim for tour montparnasse!
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Wasn't this in Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco?
klemptor@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y
Lookin like a French Dalek
ytg@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
Ah, who needs Jewish space lasers when we have French earth lasers?
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That's a lot of mega particle cannons.
ace_garp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'm Old Gregg!
sherlockholmez@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Where's the dimension travelling rocket?
HoornseBakfiets@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Those are L Lasers if I ever saw one