Are you tired of Your Crooked Joe Biden falling into a Deep Slumber? Get Mysterious Orange Drink! For a limited time, we'll throw in Mysterious Blue Drink, absolutely free! Yikes!
Damn. Well, we learned a lesson, we cannot let anyone anywhere near that old be president. Especially if age is affecting their mental health in other ways, like dementia.
27 Comments
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 74 pts · 2y
I'll just re-send my meme from last time this was posted here
DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 2y
SLEEPY JOE caught SIPPING on the SINISTER POTION
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 2y
Could be Metamucil but that would mean Joe Biden is...old! Gasp! Who knew?
Or it could be Gatorade. But that would mean he didn't choose the superior blue flavor! Impeach!
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Wtf is wrong with you? Orange IS the best flavor!
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
RACE WAAAAAAR
frigidaphelion@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
it's not even an age thing, basically everyone should be drinking metamucil given the general modern diet
we owe it to ourselves to have healthy bowel movements
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 2y
I assumed the drink was the only thing keeping Dark Brandon at bay.
Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 2y
OP would make an excellent dungeon master
Zozano@lemy.lol · 28 pts · 2y
God damn... Republicans are... Dare I say it... Weird.
tourist@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
They're painfully stupid too.
Like, man. If only there were a million different kinds of chemicals that can keep you awake.
Caffeine, modafinil, amphetamine, fucking hotsauce, orange Gatorade maybe.
"NAH HE'S SLURPING ADRENOCHROME V666"
puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 2y
At least he doesn't need to use both hands to lift it.
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
At least he got the injestable version, Trump is still on the topical cream.
jlh@lemmy.jlh.name · 21 pts · 2y
Are you tired of Your Crooked Joe Biden falling into a Deep Slumber? Get Mysterious Orange Drink! For a limited time, we'll throw in Mysterious Blue Drink, absolutely free! Yikes!
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub · 20 pts · 2y
Bro types like he just got whacked with a warm wiener, twice
Stamau123@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
https://youtu.be/qqB_hbK4koA?si=6HDeuLo6aYYC67_3
madcaesar@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Everyone knows, hydration is for pussies - Republican "Researchers"
istdaslol@feddit.org · 12 pts · 2y
He needs to get his electrolytes, the First Lady promised to give him a present when he stops sabotaging the Dem presidential campaign
Etterra@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I guess they don't have Gatorade in Insanity Land.
sibannac@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Blood of his enemies. Keeps Brandon from coming out.
ShadowAndFlame@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
I didn't know Biden was at war with the Parshendi as well
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Mysterious orange drink = Trump blood
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Thank you, Secretary Booty Juice.
Hikermick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Still nothing to say about the mysterious orange skin?
rovingnothing29@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Are they still salty about the 67 orange bowl?
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Maybe it's Orange Crush?
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Yikes!
barsquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Damn. Well, we learned a lesson, we cannot let anyone anywhere near that old be president. Especially if age is affecting their mental health in other ways, like dementia.