There'd be giant dick indentations on everything as he leaps from building to building. Just imagine you go out to your car and a big ol dick shaped dent on your hood. Oh the humanity!
His pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off. So it’s not that he’s swinging a lot of lumber, but he’s probably very aggressive with it.
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darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 1y
Now you've made me think about that gif. I know you know which one I'm referring to.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 26 pts · 1y
xavier666@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
😡
👧🏻
😈
😫
💥💥🍆💥💥
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 1y
xavier666@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Ahhh. I didn't get the Shrek reference. I have brought dishonor to my ancestors 😞
wabafee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Hulk smash!!
FatAdama@programming.dev · 13 pts · 1y
Don’t assume that we’re all initiated. What gif?
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y
This one. Very NSFW.
taiyang@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Oh no why did I click on that! Lol
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
Came for this gif...
Err... From?
Leaving with leaky... Uhh... Yeah.
Plopp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Can someone link it from a different domain than x.com (it's blocked here)?
Zidane@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Gotcha mate, NSFW obviously
Plopp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
😂 Thanks!
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
I thought lemmy.world doesn't allow nsfw stuff?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Technically, it does for short periods of time
Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Hahaha
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y
Yeah but "You won't like me when I'm horny" does not sound okay to say.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
HULK SMAAAAASH!!!!
moistclump@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
With enthusiastic consent from hulks partners. AMA a safe word.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Try it in an Austin Powers voice.
AlainH@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
That's my secret, Cap...
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Bruce! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE AT MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL?!?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Bruce:
kubica@fedia.io · 16 pts · 1y
thegif.gif
taiyang@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
There'd be giant dick indentations on everything as he leaps from building to building. Just imagine you go out to your car and a big ol dick shaped dent on your hood. Oh the humanity!
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Hulk Smash
Dremz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
That is one horny shower thought.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 1y
"You wouldn't like me when I'm horny."
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Hide the zucchini!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! Cause they rapin' uuurvrybody out here!
biofaust@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Good like having Disney depicting that.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I keep forgetting that Disney owns......everything.
lauha@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 1y
"Bruce, why does your office toilet have a reinforced door?"
"Ehm... Previous owner used it as a explosives storage room before I turned it into a toilet"
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
His pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off. So it’s not that he’s swinging a lot of lumber, but he’s probably very aggressive with it.
Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Kinda thought you were talking about Hulk Hogan which would also be terrifying in its own right.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Well he did just rip his shirt off on the RNC stage. So at least he'd be surrounded by people who support rapists.