c/news · by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2yJD Vance won’t commit to VP debate – after Tim Walz tells him ‘see you on October 1’ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jd-vance-tim-walz-debate-cbs-news-b2596736.htmlThe "stolen valor" guy is a coward. 457 points · 40 comments · view on lemmy.world
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zcd@lemmy.ca · 97 pts · 2y
JD Vance pullout? Surprise surprise
ikidd@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
He's usually partial to hide-a-beds but I could see him interested in pullouts too.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y
he's probably hiding between his lover's cushions.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
I hear he's been cheating on it with a futon.
KillerTofu@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 2y
KnightontheSun@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
Dude, you need an NSFW tag on that! /s
motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
KillerTofu@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Aah eeh oooh 😉
shalafi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Glue a small, gray pearl at the top in the center fold. Perfection.
(There's a tip in there for some of you guys. If you can find it.)
A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Like he would even pay attention to it 🙄
ccunning@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
😲
“GUYS! Get me my glove!”
TacoEvent@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y
Haven’t physically LOLed in a long time. Excellent work sir.
Mac@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
Well when you put it that way...
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Yeah, it's a guy from the ottoman empire
TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
That would be Peter Thiel's ass cheeks.
N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 2y
Maybe James Vance will find the courage to debate Walz if he shows up as the always fabulous Sofa Lauren.
Cadeillac@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
I thought we all agreed on Anita Cushion
Shlocktroffit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Wait until everyone hears about Chester Field, his Canadian fling
billwashere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ok enough with all these transgendered names… we all know he’s a hetero-sectional.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
The credits listed him as Chase Long
Cadeillac@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I don't know, I heard he practices Hung Futon
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
Ok, yeah, looks like article was updated after OP posted. Kind of shitty the author didn’t explicitly state that in the article, especially since they changed the headline.
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brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Well at least maybe we’re going to get the debate now!
MyOpinion@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y
Maybe JD knows he will replaced by then?
schema@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I thought it's too late for that now.
dan1101@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Let's hope candidate shuffling isn't a new trend.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y
Let's hope it is. There's no reason to be campaigning for 2 years prior to the election if the candidates might change anyway.
NielsBohron@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It doesn't mean the campaigning will be shorter, just that everything will further turn into attack ads on incumbents
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
How well did that work out for them this time? Trump was whining about all the attack ads they did on the incumbent.
IonAddis@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
BlucifersVeinyAnus@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
JD Vance Suspenders for Men & Boys
dezmd@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Just agree to have couches for each debater.
Cadeillac@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
No, then Vance will become a master debater
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Oh he doesn't want to get smacked down by smaj.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Both Trump and Vance are scared of words!
DarkDecay@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
But only because they don't understand them
PaulieDied@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
But… the article says he did commit?
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Article has since been updated.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y
Did you not read the article?
sxan@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
I did. The article is a shit show of confusing timelines, but the very first paragraph says:
That's the least ambiguously worded sentence in that piece, and it says he's agreed to them.
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
lordnikon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I just heard JD Vance campaign will only agree to the debate if it takes place in a Brown Squirrel Furniture.... For reasons.
MediaBiasFactChecker@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 2y
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