“There’s no hope of my beating any sense into you, but I’ll knock some of the ignorance out of you!”
-Everett True
Sometimes Everett’s angry chastising gets downright poetic. Here he throws out a one-liner worthy of an 80’s action movie, all because of a messy banana eater.
18 Comments
Drusas@fedia.io · 17 pts · 2y
Where did the idea of slipping on banana peels even come from?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
You ever step on one?
I set one up and pretended to slip on it as a joke, well, until my foot hit it and my head was instantly on the ground.
Turned out WAY funnier than what I had planned.
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
I learned so much from this, dang.
Rolando@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Next time tuck your chin. Also, slap the ground instead of trying to catch yourself. Couple times a week, practice a couple of these, until they become second nature:
No joke, everyone should learn to fall.
Drusas@fedia.io · 1 pts · 2y
I tried it a few times as a kid and nobody found it slippery.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
🤷🏻♂️ Must have got a bad banana.
Hawke@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I’ve read that it’s a visual euphemism for slipping on horseshit.
Klear@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
This dude looks so happy!
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Pocket full of bananas, potassium for days, unbothered just living his dream.
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
He's rested, hydrated and glowing.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Wait till you see what he does to the guy throwing red shells!
macarthur_park@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Hah! Come to think of it, Everett has that “blue shell” vibe. Coming out of nowhere to absolutely flatten someone
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Why are these SOOOO good???
Rolando@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
For the same reason that Donald Duck is so much cooler than Mickey Mouse.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
.......but Everett IS wearing pants!
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Littering, man. Litterers make me Everett.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah but at least it's biodegradable. I'd rather see people do stuff like that than see people throwing plastic bags and bottles and whatnot.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 4 pts · 2y
That quote sounds like a translated subtitle from a Hong Kong kickflick.