Please distribute this to everyone you know on earth.
When John Glenn returns from space, everybody needs to dress in ape suits.
We have just 4 days in which to bury the Statue of Liberty up to her head.
EVERYBODY HURRY!
If that's true how did Ellis Island end up the coast with rocky cliffs and that statue is iron and copper I we meant to believe it lasted long enough for the marsh land of New York to turn into rocky cliffs and white sand... Pathetic monki
25 Comments
NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y
How can someone think so much and come to such a stupid conclusion?
It's like walking on your hands because you can't find your shoes.
db2@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Uh
moon@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.
ConstantPain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Local maximum thinking.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 48 pts · 1y
🎵Oh my God! I was wrong... It was Earth, all along!🎵
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
🎵I guess they finally made a monkey! 🎵
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
🎶You've finally made a monkey out of meeeeeee!🎶
docd@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I love you, Dr. Zaius!
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
This reminds me of an early viral email joke:
http://www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9812/08/glennape.idg/index.html
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
“What the hell is this? Some kind of Planet of the Apes^TM^?”
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one · 12 pts · 1y
Ah! They said it! They said the name of the movie!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
It was built like a big twist at the end but the statue was on the movie poster.
kungen@feddit.nu · 11 pts · 1y
No it wasn't. Though it was on the remastered "collector's edition" VHS.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Marketing always spoils.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Why is this NSFW?
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Spoilers!
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y
I think it's okay to spoil an iconic film that's over 50 years old. I doubt anyone who truly doesn't know the ending of Planet of the Apes will care
ConstantPain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Don't be spoiled at work!
Goun@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
No Spoilers For Work
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 1y
Kylo Ren kills his father Han Solo by stabbing him and throwing him off scaffolding.
yesman@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Annon is just the typical internet media critic. They've probably written 10,000 words about the writing of "The Acolyte"
nick@midwest.social · 7 pts · 1y
Spoilers!
sirico@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y
If that's true how did Ellis Island end up the coast with rocky cliffs and that statue is iron and copper I we meant to believe it lasted long enough for the marsh land of New York to turn into rocky cliffs and white sand... Pathetic monki
Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Same fellow