Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
There is a movie called CHILLERAMA, and it contains four short films. One of which is called Wadzilla, of you don’t mind a lot of CAMP you might find it funny.
64 Comments
noodlejetski@lemm.ee · 77 pts · 1y
yeah but how good would it feel
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 53 pts · 1y
At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 1y
Imagine swallowing it
thisNotMyName@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
That would be part of the French cuisine
NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Like a facehugger.
growsomethinggood@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 1y
[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn't be a problem because it would feel really good, actually
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I imagine it would feel like cumming and shitting at the same time.
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
st3ph3n@midwest.social · 58 pts · 1y
1 vasectomy please.
CrayonRosary@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.
Master@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
You would feel them moving around... inside you...
msage@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
No, silly, pee is stored in balls
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y
Can I just go back to having never read this before?
Allonzee@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y
I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.
Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Good afternoon.
baggins@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 1y
Please delete this
mEEGal@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
from my brain
2ugly2live@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
🤢🤮
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
We can call it a spworm
Edit: Didn't see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
BassTurd@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
Facebones@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y
Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣
Marighost@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I was praying there'd be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!
Cloaca@mtgzone.com · 31 pts · 1y
A spworm!
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
What the fuck is this?
cheddar@programming.dev · 26 pts · 1y
Why would I imagine that??
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 1y
Thanks I hate it.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 1y
Would have so much more respect for swallowers
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 23 pts · 1y
I wish I could unsee this greatly
tatterdemalion@programming.dev · 23 pts · 1y
Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
Allonzee@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
It could flop out of a fork more easily.
Zip2@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
How else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y
I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
squid_slime@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
i believe they eat eggs?
crawancon@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
cum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lol
NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
An aquarium full of giant sperm.
Vilian@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
God no
YungOnions@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
What a god awful day to have eyes...
SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
I think I read that Oglaf comic.
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
mistress
meticulousmind@kbin.earth · 16 pts · 1y
alright, who's got the eye bleach?
Meron35@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I think I’ll take a break from the Internet now
Allonzee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Enjoy your break, It'll be weirder when you come back.
Sabata11792@ani.social · 12 pts · 1y
I'd have the strongest stomp in town.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Mass genocide every night
spacejank@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Truly a horrifying image!
crawancon@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
talk about weapons of ass destruction.
is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?
i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I would hear the pro life argument
Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
Alright, why do we have picture of that? Who made it real?
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I remember that Xavier Renegade Angel episode
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
Amazing
LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
of course that's a thing
Soulg@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Is that really shocking?
LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It's shockingly odd looking but honestly nah, I'm not surprised there's art of it lol
Gork@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
So hot.
mostNONheinous@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
There is a movie called CHILLERAMA, and it contains four short films. One of which is called Wadzilla, of you don’t mind a lot of CAMP you might find it funny.
dumbass@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y
I'd name mine Alfred.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y
I'd put them in an aquarium.
hark@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
A new pet on demand!
TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
schlorp
clot27@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
gross