Imagine.

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64 Comments

noodlejetski@lemm.ee · 77 pts · 1y (7 replies)

yeah but how good would it feel

anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 53 pts · 1y

At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Imagine swallowing it

thisNotMyName@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y

That would be part of the French cuisine

NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Like a facehugger.

growsomethinggood@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 1y

[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn't be a problem because it would feel really good, actually

drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I imagine it would feel like cumming and shitting at the same time.

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

st3ph3n@midwest.social · 58 pts · 1y (3 replies)

1 vasectomy please.

CrayonRosary@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.

Master@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y

You would feel them moving around... inside you...

msage@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y

No, silly, pee is stored in balls

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y

Can I just go back to having never read this before?

Allonzee@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.

Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Good afternoon.

baggins@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Please delete this

mEEGal@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

from my brain

2ugly2live@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y

Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?

🤢🤮

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y (3 replies)

We can call it a spworm

Edit: Didn't see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours

BassTurd@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.

Facebones@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y

Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣

Marighost@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

I was praying there'd be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!

Cloaca@mtgzone.com · 31 pts · 1y
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y

What the fuck is this?

cheddar@programming.dev · 26 pts · 1y

Why would I imagine that??

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 1y

Thanks I hate it.

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 1y

Would have so much more respect for swallowers

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 23 pts · 1y

I wish I could unsee this greatly

tatterdemalion@programming.dev · 23 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄

Allonzee@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

It could flop out of a fork more easily.

Zip2@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
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winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

How else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.

squid_slime@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

i believe they eat eggs?

crawancon@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

cum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lol

NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

An aquarium full of giant sperm.

Vilian@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

God no

YungOnions@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y

What a god awful day to have eyes...

SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think I read that Oglaf comic.

HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

mistress

meticulousmind@kbin.earth · 16 pts · 1y

alright, who's got the eye bleach?

Meron35@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think I’ll take a break from the Internet now

Allonzee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Enjoy your break, It'll be weirder when you come back.

Sabata11792@ani.social · 12 pts · 1y

I'd have the strongest stomp in town.

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Mass genocide every night

spacejank@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Truly a horrifying image!

crawancon@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

talk about weapons of ass destruction.

is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?

i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I would hear the pro life argument

Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y

If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess

Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y

Alright, why do we have picture of that? Who made it real?

tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y

Amazing

LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.

TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

of course that's a thing

Soulg@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is that really shocking?

LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

It's shockingly odd looking but honestly nah, I'm not surprised there's art of it lol

Gork@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

So hot.

mostNONheinous@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

There is a movie called CHILLERAMA, and it contains four short films. One of which is called Wadzilla, of you don’t mind a lot of CAMP you might find it funny.

dumbass@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y

I'd name mine Alfred.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y

I'd put them in an aquarium.

hark@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

A new pet on demand!

TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

schlorp

clot27@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

gross