The best security minds in the nation at one convention!

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Bgugi@lemmy.world · 167 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Imagine having to choose between object-oriented penetration testing keynote and whatever the programming conference has to offer.

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y

(⁠´⁠⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠`⁠)⁠!

mercano@lemmy.world · 110 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Some dev was very happy when they figured out how to get work to pay for their trip to the furry convention.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm picturing the climactic scene of Mrs. Doubtfire, but with a gangly nerd dressed up as a really, really sexy hyena.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 14 pts · 1y

sees a tech geek start choking across the convention hall

"HELP IS ON THE WAY, DEARIE!"

As they spring over and start giving the heimlich and their fursuit starts falling apart

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Not any furry convention, Eurofurence lol

I imagine this mist be the SDCC for furries

Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de · 94 pts · 1y (2 replies)

inside you are two wolves,
both of them present a keynote

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y (1 reply)

One wolf is a fallback for legacy compatibility.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Goddamnit, Moon Moon.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I imagine both groups expect to recruit from the other

digger@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 1y

They're the same picture.

cheddar@programming.dev · 18 pts · 1y

Who said they are different groups?

listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io · 42 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Think they are joking? A Cat Explains DNS

mlg@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

I actually hate this video so much because it was one of the only notable ones that properly explains how zones, records, and TTL work, and that DNS isn't just some simple name resolution.

It's like being forced to use Arch because it's the only distro that has the latest package available

disgusting lol

Sailing7@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

God dang thank you! Found this channel through you and hoooly shit the amount of information in those vids is insane. This shit is top tier stuff

bamfic@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y

The venn diagram of furries and cybersecurity experts has long been nearly a circle

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y

I need a picture of an entire wolf pack sitting in on the Objective C session, wearing glasses and taking notes.

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Imagine

One small explosion would take out the entire European tech sector.

Orbituary@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Nobody in Europe carries pagers anymore. They're good.

cheddar@programming.dev · 6 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Including Germans?

fiddlesticks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Please, they're still stuck on fax

superkret@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Can you please reformat your comment for DIN norm compliance, so I can read it?

Here's a helpful guide:
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/DIN_5008#/media/Datei:DIN_5008,_Form_A.svg

cheddar@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I like how it looks with dark reader: https://i.imgur.com/iOjoGTd.png

superkret@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y

Oh no, your browser isn't DIN compliant!

cheddar@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y

So German don't use pagers because pagers are too advanced?

qaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

They use fax

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It Just Makes Sense

unreachable@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

superkret@feddit.org · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

please let this happen again i am SO upset i didn't get to go

Nithanim@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

I did not have this on my radar, sadly. On the one hand, I somewhat was there via livestream which make me happy but on the other hand I am so sad that I missed it.

foenix@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

This is great! Also... I highly recommend DEFCON for something similar -- there is a Furry parade among other shenanigans.

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

NSA there probably farming for new paw patrol talent

30p87@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y

And in a few months the exact mixture is there, the CCC.

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y

attendee’s

Here comes an s!

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

It’s so they didn’t have to travel to two separate places.

MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I was at Defcon a few years ago in Las Vegas while the roller derby girls were in town. Fun times.

porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Oh hey it's the CCH. Great venue.

MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

This is nothing new, ShotShow runs parallel to adult video awards