Anon can't sleep

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25 Comments

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 63 pts · 1y (11 replies)

For anyone reading this who might have anxiety, I had this problem and it just turned out that I really need better support during the day. Boxers weren’t cutting it.

With that said, yes definitely consider seeing a doctor.

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 64 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Hey everyone, this guy has long balls!

JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Ol' Long Balls MacDougall we call him.

Cadeillac@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You got long balls Larry. You're Long Balls Larry

Long-Ass Balls

Long-Ball Larry

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Fuck I love curb your enthusiasm

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

His arch nemesis is WideBalls Fredrick

RarePossum@programming.dev · 12 pts · 1y

Is this your professional opinion, Dr. Wesker?

metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Alternatively, as a form of scrotal elephantiasis, it could be a parasitic infection, swollen lymph nodes from either disease or medical procedures like radiotherapy, or more rarely a hernia that causes the intestines to drop into the scrotum.

rtxn@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

intestines to drop into the scrotum

I was perfectly fine without the knowledge that that can happen.

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y

Getting a hernia there happens to 1 in 3 men.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y

What a terrible day to have eyes and a scrotum

KellysNokia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

weaponized clackers

toynbee@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (7 replies)

What are "implication arrows"?

clara@feddit.uk · 44 pts · 1y (3 replies)

> implying you don't know what an implication arrow is

it's one of these: >

toynbee@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What do they imply?

I know that these stories are often accused of being fake, but I guess I don't understand the context of the response. It seems like the responder is saying "go to the doctor regardless of whether you actually have a problem requiring a doctor." Which I guess could be good advice in some circumstances, but ... Maybe I'm just taking things too literally.

Thanks for the answer!

DogWater@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I think it's that people understand that 99% of green text stories are not real, so the reply is just saying yo if this is real, go to a doc.

Maybe I'm wrong tho

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y

The anon got it wrong. These are ">" or "greater than" symbols, not arrows, although they look like arrowheads. They are used to signal a quote, which makes the text green on 4chan or inside a quote block on other platforms. In 4chan culture, the resulting greentext is not a quote, it has a meaning of its own.

The actual implication arrow, used in mathematical logic for statements like "if A, then B" or "A implies B", is "⇒" or "rightwards double arrow" in Unicode. Using ASCII characters, it can be written as "=>".

can@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

>implying this is real

toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I ... See.

Thank you.

can@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

It's just how a quote reply works on 4chan but the meaning has expanded.

Edit: as in, instead of quoting the actual comment I reply to, I summarize it as "implying ____"

eran_morad@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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notabot@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Do you swing them to and fro?

3ntranced@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow?

Do you get a funny feeling, when you hang em from the ceiling?

Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.

cheddar@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

How many VW Passats is low?

Shard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I think it's better to check with a vet. He solved my dogs problem with dangling balls.