What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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10 Comments

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I thought you'd call him Cotton Hill.

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

"...they blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty."

Aarrodri@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I'm lost..can you explain?

BlameItOnSomeone@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Toe-knee

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Feet and ankles: am I a joke to you?

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Why do we have ankles?

To keep the calves from the corn.

PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Between the toes and the knees lie the shins.

Take away the shins and you're left with Toe-Knee.

Tony.

Aarrodri@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Marduk73@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Bonus bonus What do you call a man with no torso?

Asscheeks