A name should carry a reputation

That was an amazing and underrated movie.

Some body once told me the world was gonna roll me

Me IRL

But Meg is relentlessly bullied by Peter. And he's the one who gave her the name!

Cohen: I’m wondering what psychological effects a name can have.

Zappa: Well, first of all, I knew that they were going to be unique anyway because of certain other attributes, so why not have a name that goes with it. They all like their names and the kids at school do too. They don’t make fun of them; in fact, most of them are jealous of their names. You know, it always amazes me when someone who is in my age group, or even younger, asks me a question like why did you name your children that. It’s a reactionary kind of question. Why the f*ck not name your kids something like that? They’re having a good time. Besides that, if they ever wanted to change their names they can do it. It only costs about $15.

Cohen: You can’t tell from the name Moon Unit whether it’s a boy or a girl. Had Moon Unit been a boy, would you have named him the same thing?

Zappa: No, I would have named him Motor Head.

Then you must spread rumors of The Shovel.

I heard the last kid who messed with him is now buried 6 feet under.

you forgot RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS

Is Please like and subscribe your other child?

Don't lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.

I still hate that awful name!

Nooo!

Assigned Tool At Birth, ATAB

Has anyone tried getting into his Wi-Fi with that?

He is the machine!

I almost @'d them in the post.

Hey @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net, this post is dedicated to you

Apparently this was produced by ray wylie Hubbard - I am now interested 🤔

^update: this kinda slaps^

Your grandfather was conscripted into an unjust war against Ukraine, so he blew up the officers’ fancy doublewide port-a-potty in defiance.

And that my boy, is how you came to be known as “Gunpowder Commode”.

Speaking of generic names...

Hopefully he gets reduced time for the mitigating circumstances

We had a discussion of employee email address formatting and how to handle collisions in a workplace that hires many, many immigrants. One idea that came to my mind (but wasn't voiced for obvious scope/feasibility concerns) is to do firstname+nickname+lastname so John.Brickman.Smith@contoso.com displayed as John "Brickman" Smith then during the onboarding process users can select from a list of approved and not-yet-assigned nicknames (I imagine a webpage with a search bar and a "regenerate" button then it shows a list of 10 or 20 nicknames they can select from) and pick something that they like and thinks fits them. It would add some whimsy and worker empowerment but also still prevents interesting situations like someone selecting an inappropriate nickname

1-800-546-7777

Fnu Lnu

Name of that series?