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Keep it silly though

476 points · 103 comments · view on lemmy.world

103 Comments

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 90 pts · 1y (17 replies)
Korne127@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The TLS certificate is not valid

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I did a woopsy, forgot to make the changes permanent, and my server auto-updated, won't happen again

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Better not or will expect the refund immediately

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

That's pretty impressive actually. Good use of scaling the pic.

MrLLM@ani.social · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

::: spoiler Console cheat codes

Tomater Brainer

picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))

Tomato minigun

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick

Slow-mo tomato

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);

I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)

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MrLLM@ani.social · 1 pts · 1y

::: spoiler OptiTomato

Optimized tomato sauce

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);

Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)

picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick

Tomato cleaner

let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);

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Aurora_TheFirstLight@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nice I feel I should apologise for the tomato craze, maybe it wasn't a great suggestion lol

alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don't know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.

anarchist@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not worky

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y

Worky now

mvirts@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Excellent work! I formally propose an easter egg that changes the image to tow-mater from cars the movie.

Donkter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (4 replies)

It's a good website. If I could humbly suggest: next time, more tomate.

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Skill issue, just click faster and more tomatoes will appear 🙄

Donkter@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Thank you! 💕 My issue is resolved. 👏

MrLLM@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y

I’ve written a console cheat code for it, hopefully OP won’t patch it (・∀・)

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

On mobile you can use multiple fingers to tap. Allowing you to throw ten tomatoes at once

Update: I tested this and it actually doesn't work. This is an outrage!

sour@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

Why is there no easter egg for painting the whole canvas :(

konalt@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 1y (1 reply)

tomato website where you can throw tomatoes on a photo. website with tomatoes

Blubber28@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

This would especially be great if one could upload their photos but if you decide to include a few of your own please add a photo of trump.

Bonus if you make an easter egg where when you throw one tomato at trump it doesn't apply a tomato effect and instead changes to the picture of him being shot.

Aurora_TheFirstLight@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 51 pts · 1y

I want a website where you can throw tomatoes to a photo you select

nailbar@sopuli.xyz · 47 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Make one that just says you're wrong. Then we can always go "Oh yeah? Well this website says you're wrong"

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 1y (4 replies)
nope@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Oooh maybe it could take in a name as query parameter so it would say "Sorry [name], you're wrong"

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)
nope@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 1y

Perfect ✨

MrLLM@ani.social · 1 pts · 1y

::: spoiler Console cheat codes

Intermittent You're Wrong

let k = 1;setInterval(() => { var h = document.getElementsByTagName("h" + k)[0];k = k == 1 ? 6 : 1;let nh = document.createElement("h" + k);nh.textContent = h.textContent;h.replaceWith(nh) }, 500);

DVD You're Wrong

let b = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];b.style.background = "#000";b.style.height = "100vh";let t = document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0]; let xa = 1; let ya = 1;let x = 0, y = 0;t.classList.remove("col");t.style.position = "absolute";setInterval(() => { var bp = b.getBoundingClientRect();var w = bp.width;var h = bp.height;if (x > w || x < 0) xa = x > w ? -1 : 1; if (y > h || y < 0) ya = y > h ? -1 : 1;x += xa;y += ya;t.style.top = y + "px";t.style.left = x + "px"; }, 5);t.style.transition = "color 1s";let fc = () => { return parseInt(Math.random() * 155) + 101; };let c = () => { return "rgb(" + fc() + "," + fc() + "," + fc() + ")"; };setInterval(() => { t.style.color = c() }, 1000);

I gotta say that I loved the DVD result

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catsup@lemmy.one · 40 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Website where you click a catboy to make him spin, and the faster you click the faster he spins

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 61 pts · 1y (5 replies)
mvirts@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Amazing! Can you add a high score tracker?

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

There ya go

mvirts@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Awesome!! 3348 is the best I can get 😁

BigBenis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

MrLLM@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y

::: spoiler Cheat console codes

Trap boy

document.getElementById("catboy").src = "https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e4c85b56-2b11-4747-a63f-4e9366cb9505.png";

Custom image hack

let p = document.createElement("input");p.type = "file";p.onchange = () => { var r = new FileReader(); r.onload = (e) => { document.getElementById("catboy").src = e.target.result; }; r.readAsDataURL(p.files[0]); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(p);

Endless rotation

rpm = -3000;

144 FPS unlocker

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);setInterval(() => { catboyImage.style.rotate = `${rot}deg`; rot += rpm / 60; while (rot > 360) rot -= 360; }, 1000 / 144);setInterval(() => { if (rpm > 0) rpm -= rpm / 100; rpmIndiCATor.innerHTML = Math.floor(rpm); }, 10);

Autopilot

setInterval(() => { rpm += parseInt(Math.random() * 100); }, 10);

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lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Provide me with the catboy picture

Korne127@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Go to r/catboys

TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

legally it's a femboy but close enough

TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

does this count?

NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y (14 replies)

A page that just says "Made you look" and a visitor counter.

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 48 pts · 1y (12 replies)
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (11 replies)

I'm the first

affiliate@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (10 replies)

number 17 reporting in

ConsistentAlgae@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y (9 replies)

71 here

boogetyboo@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y (7 replies)

83

grapesins@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (6 replies)

138 !

zzx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

84 hehe

Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

469

alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y

Since everyone here is obsessed with tomatoes, I suggest a site that has the visitors vote on whether it's a fruit or a vegetable, and then just redirects to a dancing tomato instead of the results.

Korne127@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

tomato website, throw tomatoes

BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y

Can you make a similar webpage that Homer Simpson made with all the random things you found on the internet and a visitor count?

picture for reference

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A website where I click a button and it cleans my room for me.

Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

I prefer clean room to dirty room, so I clean room. Thankfully, this is true even when I am depressed.

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (5 replies)

A website where you are shown 3 images of three different writing pens. You are tasked with guessing which pen is the most expensive.

Spezi@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He could partner up with penisland.net

wendrul@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Clicking on that link felt like a victory

watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This website can be made, but it requires a dataset.

AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Does it really? It's only 3 pens.

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I was figuring 12 pens and having them randomized.

mvirts@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Website that puts cobwebs on another website chosen by the user (via an iframe?)

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y (7 replies)

I'm not quite sure how that could be done...

I can't modify the contents of other websites embedded as iframes. The other option would be to make a request in my server and modify the content and then pass that, but then I'd be hosting an unsecured proxy which I don't want to do.

The only good way to do this would be with a browser extension, which I haven't got a clue on how to create. :/

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 7 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Couldn't you just overlay some cobweb pngs over the iframe? And on scroll of the iframe you could move them accordingly.

mvirts@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Thats what i had in mind... :( i guess the world is more secure now but it dont work no more https://157.245.87.52/

mvirts@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This made me laugh

TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

beautiful. 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 4 pts · 1y

Dang. Well time to write a browser engine in JavaScript! (Or do this server side)

unreachable@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

i'm not a developer, but if somehow you could "screenshot" the target website, and present it in the website to "modify/gamify".

much like how google lighthouse takes screenshots of those target website speed check.

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oooh spookify, I like that idea.

Beacon@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y

You could do "spooky vision" from South Park

Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y

tomato. tomato website. website with a tomato on it.

superkret@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1y

pull a random image from imgflip and a random text from `fortune-mod', add it as caption and post the result when you click a button.

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

a website that says "hello world" in different fonts

lelgenio@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

it is perfect

toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe a bit difficult, but a website where you write some lyrics and it autocompletes it when it finds the song

So you can find songs with crazy lyrics in them

AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Can't you do that with any search engine?

salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bunny website. Click on the bunny and it jumps

mvirts@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Gotta make the bun alert system its own site

mvirts@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ah of course, the tomato website but it's beans.

Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

Ah, of course, the beans website, but it's in a tomato sauce.

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A site of your top 10 fave memes of all time.

Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

This. Make the styling extremely simple too.

themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A website that I can go to when I need to provide a profile pic for say, a bot, but I don't actually care about it so I can just grab a random image and call it a day and it'll be funny.

For example my current go to when something wants a profile pic is Walter white's face when he realises he's dying.

So just like, a website that randomly shows 196 images I guess.

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not OP, but you could always try https://this-person-does-not-exist.com

themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Yes but that will never output wide amogus when I need it

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

A website where you pick compatible wine or spirit production techniques and it calculates the resulting alcohol and sugar contents so that you can mix and match them but still have some idea of the outcome.

Example

  1. Fermentation - Inputs; water, yeast, fruit pulp (dropdown supported fruit types)

  2. SO2 addition

  3. Acidification/Deacidification

  4. Chaptalization

  5. Fining

  6. Distillation - Input: number of times

Result: 99% Alcohol (You suck at winemaking)

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Hitting 99% is as impressive as it is impossible making wine :D

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Distillation x3 or more does that, or just x1 with a really good still (a reflux still for example) and competent user.

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Thar would be a surprise, as it forms an azeotrope at around 96%.

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

It seems you're correct, my apologies, alcohol goes through a drying process to reach higher purities.

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Make a website with the piano plaing cat where you can select a sound file and then press spacebar for the cat to hit the keyboard.

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

Tomato

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

A 3 card monte game.

Moc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Double-plus-good idea

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

AI "DJ" that reads you news and local events after a number of songs

ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y

Website where it plays Take Me On but the song pauses right before it says "Take Me ooon!", giving the viewer the opportunity to say it.

Then a play button to continue.

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · 1 pts · 1y
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PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 1y

Meatspin, but let the user spin it by smacking it with the cursor.