I'm perfectly happy to let anyone be in control of any nukes they want as long as they inject the bleach into themselves first. Then leave it like 10 minutes.
Yes, the libs are causing superstorms, melting glaciers, and record-high heat every year. It’s all part of a secret plan to make everyone get rid of oil and drive electric cars, because electric cars turn people gay.
Studies showed that acceleration not making a sound makes men crave cock and women crave vagina. Elon Musk and George Soros had those studies suppressed. Do your research.
Holy shit. "Space laser at our soth border". Does she think the south border is in orbit? Does she think illegal aliens means invaders from space? She saw Aliens, and thought it's a documentary. I bet when she says "our troops" she means Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn.
To a very low extent she's somewhat correct. I'll preface by say mtg is an idiot
Cloud seeding is a thing where an aircrafct drops something into clouds and it somewhat adjusts the type of precipitation. And nasa has a machine that simulates extremely loud rockets and it shoots out a mix of hydrogen and oxygen "h2o?" and it creates a cloud that will actually rain. However this is only done in one place i know of and is somewhere in the middle of nowhere Mississippi.
To what extent does mtg think weather can be controlled or created is the question and i imagine she's implying we can steer a hurricane or send tornados to our enemies
If you shoot a rocket into the air that contains a lot of water and then it rains that's not really modifying the weather that's just a very complicated sprinkler system.
But it's not a rocket that's shot into the air. It's almost like opening a massive flood gate with unimaginable psi. Then a cloud floats on up and creates rain.
The machine is meant to mimic rocket launches so they can better be studied.
My friend owned a car wash he worked on a home made weather dominator. It's actually quite easy all you need is some rubber bands, duct tape, a piece of posiedens trident, gods blessing, a demon turtle named frank who only eats out on Sundays but not every Sunday and my father who went for milk and never came back. Unfortunately he couldn't find the rubber bands so it never came to fruition.
My guess is that showing them in order requires some extra work due to Twitter's technical design. Turning it off for people who don't log in probably simultaneously saves money and incentivizes logging in.
Thaddeus Q. They terminated his weather control experiments in the late nineties. Everyone knows that. It's why the weather was normal until after 9/11 destroyed the transmitter.
Someone needs to remind the slowest member of Congress again about the difference between fiction and nonfiction. There's no Flash Rogue's Gallery villains hiding in a secret base somewhere.
im not well versed on who she is but this woman probably has a nefarious reason to be encouraging conspiratorial tought like this. she wouldnt be in a position of power if she didnt know what she was doing.
74 Comments
EleventhHour@lemmy.world · 152 pts · 1y
Shapillon@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1y
One of my fav webcomics ever.
needthosepylons@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
NOTICE OF IMAGE ACQUISITION
pyre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
they use arial? wow, they really are irredeemable.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Better than Comic Sans.
pyre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
what is this, a two party system?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 107 pts · 1y
Technically, we do have the ability to control the weather. We’re currently warming the earth but nuclear winter is always available!
hOrni@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Don't give them ideas. You think people who wanted to inject bleach won't consider this as a viable option?
echodot@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
I'm perfectly happy to let anyone be in control of any nukes they want as long as they inject the bleach into themselves first. Then leave it like 10 minutes.
babybus@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
I'd say we affect the weather, but we don't seem to be in control.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
What is this, AA for climate engineering?
EleventhHour@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Thanks, Leela
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
No. We can control the climate, not the weather. We can make flooding and draughts more likely, but cannot pick a date and time.
piecat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
We can seed clouds but that's about it... And even that is just precipitating existing humidity. We can't create rain if the air is dry.
We also can't, for example, make it snow in summer, create or control tornados, lightning, hurricanes, hail, etc.
meyotch@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
Yea there’s a bit of hysteresis in this system.
N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 85 pts · 1y
Yes, the libs are causing superstorms, melting glaciers, and record-high heat every year. It’s all part of a secret plan to make everyone get rid of oil and drive electric cars, because electric cars turn people gay.
Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org · 38 pts · 1y
ouch, right in the masculinity
N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 1y
Studies showed that acceleration not making a sound makes men crave cock and women crave vagina. Elon Musk and George Soros had those studies suppressed. Do your research.
Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 1y
We are a month away from an election, please add sarcasm marks if applicable.
doh: /s
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
Marjorie Taylor Green admits she's an atheist! Because she believes They are more powerful than God.
Or it was God's plan for Them to do it?
And what's with MGT using pronouns?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 36 pts · 1y
It’s batshit crazy that we let this batshit crazy individual own guns.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
She’s part of our government. I consider that far more dangerous.
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y
She wants her own space lasers
hOrni@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
That's not a real thing, is it? I honestly don't know, anything seems possible with these people.
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
https://x.com/RepMTG/status/1780767303732199917
d00ery@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Just to save a click
echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
I'd like to see Israel using their space laser to do space laser things. Since it obviously definitely exists this should not be difficult.
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Thanks. Lemmy sometime tells me my screen caps are too big like in this case
hOrni@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Holy shit. "Space laser at our soth border". Does she think the south border is in orbit? Does she think illegal aliens means invaders from space? She saw Aliens, and thought it's a documentary. I bet when she says "our troops" she means Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn.
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Well the situation i believe we have here is that she doesn’t think
kautau@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
lol this is so dumb. We did give Israel a fuck ton of money to develop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Beam
But it’s basically a laser version of iron dome
I guess I shouldn’t have expected anything remotely intelligent from her
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 1y
Is this how an idiot comes to terms with climate change?
Anderenortsfalsch@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
Nah, weather can be made by humans, climate can't, not even by THEM ^tm^ it is all natural! /s
Mango@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
There is a way to provoke rain, but that's about it.
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 34 pts · 1y
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
To a very low extent she's somewhat correct. I'll preface by say mtg is an idiot
Cloud seeding is a thing where an aircrafct drops something into clouds and it somewhat adjusts the type of precipitation. And nasa has a machine that simulates extremely loud rockets and it shoots out a mix of hydrogen and oxygen "h2o?" and it creates a cloud that will actually rain. However this is only done in one place i know of and is somewhere in the middle of nowhere Mississippi.
To what extent does mtg think weather can be controlled or created is the question and i imagine she's implying we can steer a hurricane or send tornados to our enemies
echodot@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y
If you shoot a rocket into the air that contains a lot of water and then it rains that's not really modifying the weather that's just a very complicated sprinkler system.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
But it's not a rocket that's shot into the air. It's almost like opening a massive flood gate with unimaginable psi. Then a cloud floats on up and creates rain.
The machine is meant to mimic rocket launches so they can better be studied.
No rockets are ever launched though
phx@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Yeah, I'd say that they (an in governments or those with enough money+power) can influence the weather, but full control is still not possible
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Russia regularly does cloud seeding.
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 1y
My friend owned a car wash he worked on a home made weather dominator. It's actually quite easy all you need is some rubber bands, duct tape, a piece of posiedens trident, gods blessing, a demon turtle named frank who only eats out on Sundays but not every Sunday and my father who went for milk and never came back. Unfortunately he couldn't find the rubber bands so it never came to fruition.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Yeah, your friend and Wilhelm Reich.
9point6@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
the distant sound of hell march 2 rumbles
brygphilomena@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
We're out here doing rain dances every day.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Oh, so you're They.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
If "they" can control the weather, why haven't "they" incinerated Trump with a flash of lightning on one of his rallies?
Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
GoD pRoTeCtS HiM
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The only god that would protect him is Loki, probably. Just to piss us humans off.
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Oh my god I thought it was fake
Evotech@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Ever heard of tripling down
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
kinda, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding
TLDR: takes bunch of little bits of water in a cloud and turns it into bigger drips of water in cloud -> too heavy and falls as rain
EDIT: didn't realize what the post was specifically about, just wanted to share a cool fact. Sorry abt that.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I'm pretty sure you know this isn't what the idiot in the post meant.
But it is right, sure.
mriormro@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Is this how they turn the frogs gay?
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
as a toad I can confirm this is true
Fades@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
That is not control over the weather such that hurricanes can occur and you know that
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
yeah I was OOTL on what this specific post was about, I apologize.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y
Zerlyna@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Ohhh I will never side with Marge, but is that really her account? The username has an extra E? Honest question and I don’t have twitter.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
https://x.com/mtgreenee
Don't expect to see that tweet because it shows them all out of order now.
Zerlyna@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Ew. Ok. So she can’t spell her own name right. 🤷♀️
NateSwift@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
what the fuck why are they out of order
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Elon is an idiot? Beyond that, I have no idea.
NateSwift@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
xcancel is looking better and better
xep@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
My guess is that showing them in order requires some extra work due to Twitter's technical design. Turning it off for people who don't log in probably simultaneously saves money and incentivizes logging in.
NateSwift@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Original tweet (xcancel)
EleventhHour@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Lmao
phorq@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
"They" only allow meteorologists to report weather and weatherologists to predict the meteors.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Thaddeus Q. They terminated his weather control experiments in the late nineties. Everyone knows that. It's why the weather was normal until after 9/11 destroyed the transmitter.
oldfaintinggoat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Sure they can, all it takes is a sharpie!
whotookkarl@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Someone needs to remind the slowest member of Congress again about the difference between fiction and nonfiction. There's no Flash Rogue's Gallery villains hiding in a secret base somewhere.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
If all their conspiracies are true, shouldn’t they get assassinated if they are “figuring it out”?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Maddox made that point like 20 years ago. Conspiracy mongers ignore it.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons
MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
who's "they" mother fucker?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I know who "They" are!
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
im not well versed on who she is but this woman probably has a nefarious reason to be encouraging conspiratorial tought like this. she wouldnt be in a position of power if she didnt know what she was doing.
bababu@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
lol, my 90 year old grandma says the same
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y