Lead kills at high speed, at low speed and it turns trucks gay....ok got it all written down. Now. Let's talk about why all trucks come with a prolapsed anus and why Elon wants to remove that too
They're illegal in my country county, but I have seriously considered seeing if I could find a vagina to go there instead, since they're not covered in the law.
I'm pretty sure they're illegal where I am too. I think they were considered obscene or vulgar. To be fair, some of them are made to look exactly like a scrotum. That might be too far.
They're illegal in my state too, but they based it on already existing traffic laws regarding distractions. For example you can't have colored lights that illuminate the road under your car.
Also, we're not allowed to have anything hanging off vehicles externally in case it comes off and causes an accident.
Machinery of any kind is often gendered in the feminine. Particularly when you are either mad at the machine for not working or you are begging it to work.
Well, that seems pretty mild. Having been a toolmaker, I have often threatened machines with being reduced to tiny little chips or slag and I will create something better from scratch.
The two men sold Truck Nuts through the late 1990s and 2000s, competing both in the market and in private, exchanging angry phone calls and emails. This conflict escalated into public relations wars, social media conflicts, posts on review sites, blog attack posts, and finally to legal cease and desist orders. Vice News published an article about the feud titled "Balls Out: The Weird Story of the Great Truck Nuts War".
I live in a part of the US where little old ladies drive large pickups with snowplows on the front. Ain't no one but some short dicked city slicker tourist driving around with truck nuts and often those spikey lug nut covers. And maybe it's all on a 1 ton dually for the extra douche.
/uj many conservatives and even many progressives unfortunately ask the doctor or comply with the doctor's suggestion of gender surgery for intersex babies. It's rare for sure but not that rare.
I think even many progressives would not because they're biggoted against intersex people but fear of the uncertainty in parenting that child. Instead of sitting in the discomfort they would rather just fall back to what they know.
Best truck nuts I've ever seen were two large hex nuts (i.e., for a bolt - but a very large bolt - the bolt would have had to have been an inch/2.5 cm in diameter, at least) hanging from the hitch. Wish I'd taken a picture, it was hilarious.
The funny thing is that saying something is unhinged doesn't make it so any more than saying that someone is angry makes it so. You're reading your own emotions into interactions with other people. That's unhelpful and unhealthy. You should consider not doing that.
There are stereotypes of certain personalities who'd attach nuts to their truck, and people are choosing to be associated with them by installing truck nuts. It doesn't mean they fit the stereotype, they might be nice normal people who do it for their own reasons. But public perception is they think nuts hanging off a truck is funny (dumb) or manly (cringe).
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73 Comments
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 122 pts · 1y
THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE GASOLINE THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN TRUCKS GAY
fnrir@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y
Lead?
NutWrench@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Gay Lead!
DillyDaily@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Gay lead; when being a stone top just isn't hard enough.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Lead kills at high speed, at low speed and it turns trucks gay....ok got it all written down. Now. Let's talk about why all trucks come with a prolapsed anus and why Elon wants to remove that too
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
It works hard, it plays hard.
callouscomic@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
"Product"
Comptero@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Hey*::: spoiler Title
:::*> >
athairmor@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
Maybe, they came with a new transmission.
OpenStars@discuss.online · 37 pts · 1y
N-n-nuh uh! It was always a guy, I just helped reveal that truth!
(Whoosh)
Pirky@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 38 pts · 1y
They're illegal in my
countrycounty, but I have seriously considered seeing if I could find a vagina to go there instead, since they're not covered in the law.TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
What country made truck nuts illegal?‽!
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y
Whoops, autocorrect. Meant "county" not "country"
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
What county CAN make truck nuts illegal? If you’re in the US I feel like that’s a first amendment violation.
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
That's the "puerile" obscenity carve-out for the first amendment.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
I'm pretty sure they're illegal where I am too. I think they were considered obscene or vulgar. To be fair, some of them are made to look exactly like a scrotum. That might be too far.
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
They're illegal in my state too, but they based it on already existing traffic laws regarding distractions. For example you can't have colored lights that illuminate the road under your car.
Also, we're not allowed to have anything hanging off vehicles externally in case it comes off and causes an accident.
Tja@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
My guess would be most of them. Based on nothing.
problematicPanther@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
fleshlight
Pirky@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Reminds me of the old gif of that woman skydiving naked
problematicPanther@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
i'd look it up, but i'm on my work computer.
Pirky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
Jesus Christ. 🤣
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Simplest way to install some trussy.
Kaboom@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
Alternatively, you could put a cowbell on it, it's not obscene, but it's just as red neck.
OpenStars@discuss.online · 9 pts · 1y
It doesn't work, bc no matter how many you put on, it always needs more cowbell.
Kaboom@reddthat.com · -2 pts · 1y
The first day you attach one cowbell.
The second you attach two more cowbells.
The third you attach four more cowbells.
OpenStars@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y
Justas@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 1y
Sounds gay.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 1y
Also works for tops :)
kemsat@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
Never thought about it, but modes of transport are usually referred to as she/her, so this totally checks out.
bluewing@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Machinery of any kind is often gendered in the feminine. Particularly when you are either mad at the machine for not working or you are begging it to work.
nforminvasion@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
The machine spirit cares not for our trifling concepts of gender and binaries. It demands only loyalty to the omnissiah and purity of mind.
bluewing@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
The machine spirit cares not for your loyalty. It only wants to grind YOUR spirit into dust while destroying your mind. Cthulhu trembles in fear.
Bertuccio@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
"mad at the machine for not working or you are begging it to work"
Inclusive or
Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Always cracked me up when my uncle would yell at whatever he was working on, "come on, you whore!"
bluewing@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Well, that seems pretty mild. Having been a toolmaker, I have often threatened machines with being reduced to tiny little chips or slag and I will create something better from scratch.
NutWrench@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Because that's what it means to be a MAN! Bolting fake testicles onto your truck.
Bunch of striving, alpha-male wannabe, Oakley-wearing Thumb heads.
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what's 2 more?
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Wait until you hear about genetics
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
I don't think trucks have those
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
They keep them right next to the automotive gender reassignment theatres.
humblebun@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y
Nuts? Like in anaphylactic shock nuts? I don't get it
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
There's a thing called truck nuts. It's a rubber ballsack that hangs from the trailer hitch.
humblebun@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 1y
No way. You're making it up
Edit: OMG why didn't I die before knowing that
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
It's always good to witness a lucky 10,000 situation
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_nuts
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 1y
I am so not surprised
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
non-mobile
imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Whoops thanks
ramble81@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
That was step 1. Step 2 is the fact that now you’ll see them everywhere.
humblebun@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
I don't live in the US, so probably no
bluewing@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
I live in a part of the US where little old ladies drive large pickups with snowplows on the front. Ain't no one but some short dicked city slicker tourist driving around with truck nuts and often those spikey lug nut covers. And maybe it's all on a 1 ton dually for the extra douche.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Quite real. And I think they’re funny.
octopus_ink@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y
Oh I've been looking for an excuse to post this.
You thought regular truck nutz were bad? Well wait until you see the XL version!
runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Elon musk ordering 10 of these for spaceX
Sludgeyy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Gender assignment surgery
They would probably be against that too though
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Nah, they love GAS
nforminvasion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
/uj many conservatives and even many progressives unfortunately ask the doctor or comply with the doctor's suggestion of gender surgery for intersex babies. It's rare for sure but not that rare.
I think even many progressives would not because they're biggoted against intersex people but fear of the uncertainty in parenting that child. Instead of sitting in the discomfort they would rather just fall back to what they know.
mrslt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
It's true. We didn't make the rules.
limelight79@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Best truck nuts I've ever seen were two large hex nuts (i.e., for a bolt - but a very large bolt - the bolt would have had to have been an inch/2.5 cm in diameter, at least) hanging from the hitch. Wish I'd taken a picture, it was hilarious.
ntma@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y
I mean, I think a lot of us aren't pissed off about it but think it looks stupid as fuck. And like, that's just my opinion man.
MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
I don't get pissed off about it. It projects small dick energy. It makes me laugh that all these beta males are driving around in transgender trucks.
ntma@lemm.ee · -7 pts · 1y
MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
The funny thing is that saying something is unhinged doesn't make it so any more than saying that someone is angry makes it so. You're reading your own emotions into interactions with other people. That's unhelpful and unhealthy. You should consider not doing that.
ntma@lemm.ee · -3 pts · 1y
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Why are you getting defensive about automobile neuticles.
MapleEngineer@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Dude, that's fucking pathetic.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Or you could just ignore those people yourself, but I don't think anyone is pissed off at truck nuts. They're just tacky. Anyways you'll probably hate this episode of the dollop: https://omny.fm/shows/the-dollop-with-dave-anthony-and-gareth-reynolds/361-the-truck-nuts-war-live-in-phoenix
ntma@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
Well, it's a very serious subject
Two2Tango@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
There are stereotypes of certain personalities who'd attach nuts to their truck, and people are choosing to be associated with them by installing truck nuts. It doesn't mean they fit the stereotype, they might be nice normal people who do it for their own reasons. But public perception is they think nuts hanging off a truck is funny (dumb) or manly (cringe).
Sharing my view with a troll who doesn't care 🤷♀️
ntma@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 1y
I wanna put nuts on my Ford Fiesta and then glue a Chance to the undercarriage so it also has a huge dick.
bamfic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Transmasc Chevy
XaiwahBlue@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Buuuut having them on your truck makes "deez nutz" jokes funnier!
I guess if the person knows about the truck nuts, that is.
Or if you're at your truck when you make the joke...
HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Does that mean you can get insurance to cover the purchase of a pair of truck nuts?
hyhachi@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
love this guy's handle... oh man, what did i just say