c/badrealestate · by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1yStep right up! Right this way to the House of Mirrors! Only 3 tickets! https://www.redfin.com/IL/Oak-Brook/4-Cambridge-Dr-60523/home/18087152117 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
Schal330@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 1y
I'm truly impressed by the photographer not being in the photos.
Mwallerby@startrek.website · 45 pts · 1y
They had to hire a vampire for this one
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com · 5 pts · 1y
The shell placement on the central counter was clutch, but they botched the removal of the tripod on the mirror under the toaster.
rubikcuber@feddit.uk · 41 pts · 1y
Nothing says opulence like infinite reflections of yourself having a shit.
QuantumEyetanglement@lemdro.id · 6 pts · 1y
This made me lol. Take my upvote
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
This is a sensory nightmare omg
odium@programming.dev · 22 pts · 1y
Also a cleaning nightmare.
Nighed@feddit.uk · 27 pts · 1y
I was thinking what's the problem.... Then I got to the kitchen!
The fingerprints!
adhocfungus@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y
Same here. I was 10 images in and thought it was a little overblown. Picture 11 was the kitchen.
LordCrom@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I'd have to Windex every day
ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y
Was this some sort of fetish Meetup house? I don't believe people can live in a house like that day to day.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 1y
It's the room with two beds (one a double) with a mirror behind them and a piano that convinced me they are sex people, and musical ones at that.
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Well they’re amateurs then. There are mirrors everywhere except on the ceiling over the bed.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
No mirrors on the ceiling?
I bet they don't even have pink champagne on ice.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 1y
Ah but that is the coup de grace - at the flip of a switch the carpet and ceiling roll back revealing the complete mirror experience. These people have mirrored bedsteads and pool tables, they are all in on mirrors.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Don't forget the clear cuckstool right next to the master bed.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I hope not. Not with those white carpets.
Heikki@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
Of all the places to put mirrors, they didn't put one above the bed. What is even the point.... smh
ShepherdPie@midwest.social · 8 pts · 1y
Obviously they wanted the sound deadening fabric there to muffle all the screams. This looks like it could be Patrick Bateman's house.
OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 1y
The unfinished basement is the only interior photo with warm, inviting colors
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 1y
The camera work is impressive!
Retiring@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
With a house like this, the only logical choice of pet would be some kind of bird.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y
What a disaster.
SouthFresh@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
"And now you'll have to wonder exactly which surface has the actual finger-prints!"
Pappabosley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I could see myself living in a place like this
DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
I'm feeling agoraphobic just browsing through these pictures.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Looks like they went over budget on the glass cleaner for the mirrors. The blinds are the cheapest shit ever.