c/lemmybewholesome · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1yBest friends 713 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 63 pts · 1y
Whoever originally posted this is probably pregnant.
Source: I have two kids.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
I think OB/GYNs have 'crying at target' as a standard option on their symptom forms.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
It really should be.
Second kid, my wife was crying at target, and was like "why am I crying at target? I should get a pregnancy test while I'm here". Two lines.
Crying at target can be used to detect a pregnancy as early as 5 days before your expected period.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Wait......is someone named JasonDJ actually a pregnant woman? I'm just imagining Jason Voorhees as a pregnant DJ.
.......Which may actually be scarier than the movies.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
He could be a father.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Like Devito in that movie?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Or otherwise emotionally unstable
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Or it's a joke.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Or just an exaggeration not meant to be taken seriously.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
You either buy one of each or decide which one loses a friend forever.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
There is just one jack'o'lantern left (it's probably a more practical shape) so yes, people seem to buy them at different rates.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y
Maybe it's the hollow corpses of their respective children
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
That's fucking adorable! 😍
credo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
And then you take the last pumpkin mug and the ghost is forever sad.
rbn@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 1y
Their mymic is anyhow way too positive for Halloween. Separate them to get two villains full of bitterness und anger!
CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Is this that ‘relationship baggage’ I keep hearing about?
sudo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 1y
The shape/lip on those will be a nightmare to drink out of
shyguyblue@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah, I'd just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
And they're also impossible to properly clean.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Just turn the brush?
nomous@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
OK Mr. Moneybags we get it you have a special brush for your dishes and don't use the same one for your teeth and hair.
brewdtype@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
This is absolutely something my pregnant wife would have done. Those hormones are nuts.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Dracula over there being like, "I wish I had a friend."
Papanca@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Smart marketing
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Nobody loves Lil' Vampire mug.
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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