What a terrible day to be literate.
Where are the meme police when you need them?!
Have you tried having your son take a shower to wash his own asshole, or are you teaching him washing his own asshole is gay
Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?
No, but I have my son take a shower before bed every day 'cause kids get gross
Travel bidets are cheap and effing brilliant.
According to my proctologist, Americans wreck their hemorrhoids with overzealous wiping, mine included. Dab only,
And get a bidet. A travel bidet, of you can't install a permanent one.
Plz tag this nsfl
Do me a favor and just come to my house and stab my eyes please
How does this template work? Pink eye?
Is your son a cat?
10 Comments
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 46 pts · 1y
What a terrible day to be literate.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Where are the meme police when you need them?!
protist@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 1y
Have you tried having your son take a shower to wash his own asshole, or are you teaching him washing his own asshole is gay
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?
protist@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
No, but I have my son take a shower before bed every day 'cause kids get gross
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Travel bidets are cheap and effing brilliant.
According to my proctologist, Americans wreck their hemorrhoids with overzealous wiping, mine included. Dab only,
And get a bidet. A travel bidet, of you can't install a permanent one.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Plz tag this nsfl
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Do me a favor and just come to my house and stab my eyes please
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
How does this template work? Pink eye?
hperrin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Is your son a cat?