Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?
The really fun bit: in order to smell anything, you necessarily have to snort in molecules of that substance. It's a happy little thought whenever passing a sewage treatment plant.
22 Comments
palebluethought@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y
Sure, I guess, in the same way that all the water in your body was once dinosaur piss
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Promise?
ArdMacha@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
Spot the Americans, in Europe we are not burning metric tons of foreskin, we leave them attached.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 8 pts · 1y
then its even more likely as skin cells are sloughed off 24/7 and where do they go? everywhere.
wewbull@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
...and then incinerate them at the other end of life.
jet@hackertalks.com · 25 pts · 1y
We are all made of stardust. We have a little bit of everything inside of us.... Probably
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 1y
Everyone's got a little dick in them
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 1y
What if the amount of dick dust is what determines whether you're into dick?
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
Asking the real questions
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 1y
Circumcision is barbaric and done out of ignorance and inertia.
Cenotaph@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
"But I'll feel weird if my sons dick doesnt look like mine" most deranged reason to cut the end of a child's dick off
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
I want to do it so he has a weird dick.
essell@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Wait until OP learns about Blowjobs
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
Don't let them breathe when they're giving them, problem solved.
ContrarianTrail@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
Male genital mutilation isn't really a thing where I'm from so I'd say probably not.
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
The elementary school I went to was next door to a crematorium. I have breathed in multitudes.
Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
Is that why the back lot of the hospital smells so enticing?
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?
can@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
And now it all makes sense.
JayleneSlide@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
The really fun bit: in order to smell anything, you necessarily have to snort in molecules of that substance. It's a happy little thought whenever passing a sewage treatment plant.
Coelacanth@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 1y
Reminds me of Cassidy's foreskin musings in Preacher.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
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