Rampage

664 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world

34 Comments

lugal@lemmy.ml · 51 pts · 1y (3 replies)

They can kill the penguin but they can't kill the idea

trespasser69@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (2 replies)

We found our new suspect: Jensen Huang

lugal@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Who's that?

poVoq@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 1y

CEO of Nvidia. FU Nvidia!

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 1y (3 replies)

In retaliation i have broken all of my houses windows

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

My Windows copies usually break themselve.

rikudou@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 1y

That'll show them!

PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 1y

Did you replace them with shittier windows afterwards?

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y (1 reply)

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

trespasser69@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Nadella Satya is our suspect too

TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org · 16 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Are we just going to let Ballmer walk?

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No, someone should get his kneecaps

rtxn@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He'll just snort two more lines and cartwheel back onto the stage

TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org · 7 pts · 1y

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

mkwt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Of course. That bro is OG and gonna throw a chair atcha.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Who dat?

DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Satya Nadella is the current CEO of Microsoft

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

Ah, thank you.

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y

Tuxpac was so young 😭

modus@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That fucking bird has better health care than I do.

gingernate@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y

Free and open source healthcare, FOSH

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y

The MIR machine runs Arch BTW

notthebees@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 1y

BonerMan@ani.social · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nah I think it was Tim Apple

trespasser69@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

He is also our suspect

Rin@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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luciferofastora@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That community is... something. For every funny or good complaint there's a dozen whine posts, mostly by the same person. Did someone piss in their coffee or are they the probably least lucrative M$ shill ever?

Rin@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
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ikidd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

The mod is a thinskinned little pissbaby with bad takes. Just block it.

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

!linuxsucks@lemmy.world (may not exist)

Rin@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
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mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm going to kill that motherfucker!! Hurting Tux is beyond bad!

trespasser69@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Our current suspects that could be that motherfucker:

  • Nadella Satya (CEO of Micro$oft)
  • Jensen Huang (CEO of Nvidia)

Or it could be both : )

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

I love Tux, get well soon buddy!

Busyvar@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 1y

BSD boys struck again.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y

That doesn’t look like her, and besides, her name is Xenia.