c/aneurysmposting · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1yDamages elevator; the 342 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world
34 Comments
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 1y
This is a good remainder.
Fester@lemm.ee · 46 pts · 1y
Thank-you?
You.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 41 pts · 1y
Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.
Zagorath@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 1y
Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?
lunarul@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
More likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
Otis, when the safety brakes failed.
Jayve@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Temba, his arms wide.
srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 1y
I think this post erased all my previous English knowledge.
Rubanski@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
Thank-you?
leds@feddit.dk · 17 pts · 1y
You.
JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
It implies we are definitely thanking someone, but not so sure if that someone is you. No, it is you, I am sure now.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y
Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Belly button, Thank you
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
Your welcome
agrantgreen@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
The more you read the worse it gets
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
do you smell burnt hair?
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
no but i do smell toast
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I have been enlightened.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 9 pts · 1y
Please fully open half, thank you? You.
nothing@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Sounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
This is far too coherent to be Charlie.
nothing@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Oh well I'm sure he dictated it. It's not crayon drawings.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Sharpie. Cheeto in chief uses sharpies.
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
So doooooooo
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 8 pts · 1y
The intention was there, just not the structure.
conc@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
Just like ma used to say
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Thank-you?
penquin@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.
Lacanoodle@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 1y
This has community top post potential and as the current holder of the title. It strikes fear in me
spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
This is clearly a Sunny reference
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 1y
Maybe they should stop having Charlie write the notices.
spongebue@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
My friend is an ESL teacher. I sent this to her and said it's probably the most cruel thing she can post in her classroom