If she was American the police would hire her immediately from what I've seen on that Police Problem sub. Man in underwear calls 911 while being robbed, person in ski mask holding them up. "Shit idk which one, I'll shoot the one with the gun to their head, they probably don't live here"
This always makes me think of the Firefly scene where the gunman is trying to hold Kaylee hostage. Malcolm walks up the boarding ramp, makes a headshot in mid-stride, and he and Jayne toss the guy's body out as the ship lifts off. No problem.
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frezik@midwest.social · 96 pts · 1y
The hostage was freed. Truly freed. Of everything.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 1y
Unbothered. Ventilated. Happy. In their lane. Focused. Hemorrhaging.
metaStatic@kbin.earth · 93 pts · 1y
the IDF would be proud
credo@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 1y
It’s not a hostage situation if there is no hostage.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 1y
Yes
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I was wondering when my boy Fuse would make an appearance in this thread
Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
The Beslan way
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 1y
It is pretty suspicious for a piece of paper with no face to be studying quantum physics…
Rin@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 1y
sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 29 pts · 1y
If you're nothing without the hostage, then you don't deserve the hostage.
RangerJosie@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
The Israeli School of hostage negotiation.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 1y
Decent marks, assuming this is from 50+ meters out...
... and she's training to be a member of the Men in Black.
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Can't threaten to kill the hostage if I kill the hostage first. Checkmate.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
If she was American the police would hire her immediately from what I've seen on that Police Problem sub. Man in underwear calls 911 while being robbed, person in ski mask holding them up. "Shit idk which one, I'll shoot the one with the gun to their head, they probably don't live here"
lakemalcom10@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
Pop quiz hotshot
zwerdlds@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1y
Finally, a meme for my high precision, low accuracy quadrant.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
High accuracy, high precision. Zoned out at the mission briefing.
rocket_man@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
Must have trained in Russia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis
spechter@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Here; there times as many fatalities and they didn't gas anyone
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege
2ugly2live@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
They can't use a hostage against you if there's no hostage.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 11 pts · 1y
Back in my MMO days, this would be called a kill steal.
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
Yay teamwork!
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y
LVPD wants to know her location
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
This always makes me think of the Firefly scene where the gunman is trying to hold Kaylee hostage. Malcolm walks up the boarding ramp, makes a headshot in mid-stride, and he and Jayne toss the guy's body out as the ship lifts off. No problem.
Allonzee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7jVrphpoLo&list=PL-nCnMSEV4IwpOZzfIFLqfyFMjXXf6bxe&index=2&pp=iAQB&start=150&end=NaN
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
GDF (Genocide Defense Forces):
zakobjoa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
What kind of a sub-micro mini plate is she wearing.
theyoyomaster@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Airsoft?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Probably nearsighted. Masturbation does that
LANIK2000@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Some militaries would appreciate it. Even the US police force.