c/lemmyshitpost · by richardisaguy@lemmy.world · 1y

Brazilian's impression on Europe(i have never been there and this is based on nothing)

this one is for the Europeans who laughed when i made fun of the Yankees.

Before the fun police comes and confiscates my post, this is obviously a joke and should not be taken seriously(unless you are Portuguese)

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Tiptopit@feddit.org · 69 pts · 1y (6 replies)

As a German it is seven times easier to piss of a Brazilian

0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 1y

yes. just say 7:1

ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

As a brazillian german (bron in brazil, german mother), its easier to piss off germans lolol.

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y

Danke

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

it's easier to piss of a Brazilian, but it's easier to piss off a German

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · 1 pts · 1y

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Szyler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Just say "you speak Brazilian, right?" and let them boil over in rage.

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 39 pts · 1y (1 reply)

As a german I find this offensive, but damn funny as heck :D

Also I really dig that you divided France into France and Vichy France.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Has he managed to piss you off?

ICastFist@programming.dev · 31 pts · 1y (2 replies)

"Way too easy to piss off a German"

7x1

richardisaguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

😠

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y

Good one

marcos@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Another Brazilian here.

The Iceberg is famous for using geothermal power. It's hard to understand how. Except for that, no change.

richardisaguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

they got some very hot ice over there don't they?

Glifted@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

I laughed when I read "Brazilian colony"

gregor@gregtech.eu · 19 pts · 1y (9 replies)

No data about Slovenia ):

richardisaguy@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Worry not Slovenian friend, i have not forgotten about your amazing country and have made a special map just for you!

::: spoiler . :::

gregor@gregtech.eu · 10 pts · 1y

Great map 👍

Fortatech@gregtech.eu · 5 pts · 1y

We are honoured.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

spoiler didn't work for me. I'm on Voyager (mobile) if it matters. Here's how a spoiler works for me:

::: spoiler AAAAA A TITLE HERE PANIC

:::

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Well at least its in one peace here.

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

God damn piece*

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You are asking too much, Brazilians don't even know where their capital is

ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y

I mean, it's in the middle of actual nowhere, surrounded by hundreds of km of fucking nothing

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I have a feeling these might be connected

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 33 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No, there's a big ass ocean in between.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y

If you circumvent around the north, it's just a small ass ocean :D

lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y

I’m sorry, what kinda big ocean?

ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

They are by the same person

richardisaguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

i don't know what you're talking about

mrfriki@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

TIL I know that I live in the middle of a desert, guess and will go now and find my spirit animal then.

richardisaguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

I hope you find great success in your self-discovery journey

lowdude@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

Time to go back to the times you dabbled in gangsta rap and replace all street references with desert references. Don’t forget about the camel samples while you’re at it

srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Part of it has got a fucking biome update and now we have water biomes too.

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Fun fact: the part marked as "why is this not part of Romania" has entire songs written about why it should be part of Romania

Also, according to the national anthem, all Romanians are related by blood to Romans

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y

So that's where the stealing part of stealing innovations comes from!

SpiceDealer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Unify Ireland"

I was born on a Dublin street…

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

where the Royal drums did beat,

Phineaz@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y

What do you mean "too easy to piss off a German", do you want trouble? I'll give you some you lousy ... samba dancer.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Is Poland pissed in the American or British sense of the word?

bstix@feddit.dk · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Depends on the time of day. They wake up American pissed, but after 11am: Both.

Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com · 6 pts · 1y

11am? You give me too much credit. Holding out that far into the day is a real tough ask.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

And does it say richer? Who the fuck gets richer in Poland? People born after 1990 can't afford a house, same as everywhere else.

Nikko882@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I am disappointed that we have to be in a bubble with Sweden... Other than that: good map

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

He is fixing up historic error made in 1905.

Nikko882@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

By no means. Jamtland, Herjedalen, and Bohuslen can stay in the bubble, but the rest of Sweden can go and find their own bubble.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Another one?

Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Do Latin America next

ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Uruguay = Cisplatina (this was the province name before it became independent from the Brazilian Empire)
Argentina = Infinite Crisis
Paraguay = Muamba (slang for stuff you buy and avoid paying import taxes)
Peru, Bolivia, Ecuador = Natives with top hats
Colombia = CIA drug farm
Venezuela = Immigrant spawn point
Guianas, Suriname = What? (nobody remembers they exist)
Central America in general = Hey, it's just like back home!

Lastly, of course, the great land of HUEHUEHUEBRBR

Lennny@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

How can people forget about Suriname? Don't they often hyphenate?

Maultasche@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Doctor Who

As Sylvester McCoy said: "The Doctor's not from Gallifrey but from Galloway"

RandomStickman@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Can't wait for you to do Asia

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is she pretty?

ICastFist@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y

I heard she used to have quite a Carrera

plactagonic@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y

Divorced but still friends

You probably didn't checked recent politics of our countries. Still could be worse (looks south).

Lommy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Sinking 😂

Korne127@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is amazing :)

Also, Brazilian :0 a good friend I know is from there as well :)

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · 1 pts · 1y

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zloubida@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Please never show that to a Breton 😅.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y

Shouldn't call themselves that then

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Islands at the end of something looking like boot : exists

Brazillians : 👀 o fute bal detectãoinho!

richardisaguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

if there was more Brazilians in Italy i guarantee to you that very ball shaped island would no longer be nowhere near that very boot shaped piece of land

Heku@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

Balls >:)

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Calling the south of France useless…

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y

Better than fascist collaborators.

chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y

as a german I can assure

rockerface@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

I mean, we do have a lot of different bread, so that part checks out

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I am pissed off cheese is only attributed to Switzerland. 🥖😡🍷