People who were born in the year 2000 can never forget what age they are.

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FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I regularly forget what year it is though...

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

It's 1993, right?

Chozo@fedia.io · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bro that was 10 years ago.

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

Nice try, I know it was 20 years ago.

Mothra@mander.xyz · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

1969

Zorque@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Nice.

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Kids born February 29, 2000, turned 6 years old this year.

Cenzorrll@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ahkshually, they've only had 6 birthdays. They're still 24 years old.

Nougat@fedia.io · 28 pts · 1y (5 replies)

They can if you hit them in the head hard enough.

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Works for someone born in 1980 like myself. Easy to track when born at the beginning of a decade.

Maalus@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I mean, equally as easy to split the equation. Born in 1999? Subtract current year from 1990. Then subtract 9. Easy.

essell@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

And the easiest way to count sheep is to count all the legs and divide by 4, right?

Maalus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If you don't see a difference between "do the tens, then do a simple subtraction with digits between 1 - 9" and dividing an arbitrary number by four, then there is no sense arguing. Also it would lead to bad results in your example - the average number of legs a sheep has isn't 4.

TwentySeven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

For most herds of sheep, the average is four.

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 14 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Especially if they were born January 1st.

December 31st throws the whole thing off though.

Atemu@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Not if it's 1999-12-31 ;)

kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Did you fill in your TPS reports?

Atemu@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I have no idea what that is.

WindyRebel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Uuuuuh, yeeeeeeeeeeah. We’re gonna need you to come in on Saturday.

9point6@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

I'm sure an unfortunate bang on the head could invalidate that one

Edit: that reads a lot more like a threat than I intended it

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Unless they develop Alzheimer's or something else that fucks with their memory. 🤷🏻‍♂️

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 1y

Don't think that's a big problem among 24 year olds

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I don't know about that. I regularly forget what year it is.

Then again, I'm pushing 40.

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

If they were born later in the year than it currently is, they'll have to -1

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I've said it before and I'll say it again, 2021 has to be the easiest year for club bouncers

DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

If you live in a country with a weirdly high drinking age.

scottmeme@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

As a 2000, it makes it stupid easy

BlueLineBae@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y

I'm a 1990 and I thought I had it good.

jaxiiruff@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

Its gonna be really helpful later in my life thats for sure, for now not really.

DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yes

_bcron_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Subtract 12 from your birth year. Now add +(6X2) to that number.

That's the year you were born.

_bcron_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Who's got it easier? The people born in 2000 or 2001?

BearOfaTime@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Er, uh, ok?

Like do people forget how old they are just because of the year they were born?

If someone does forget their age, they just have to do a little math, no different than someone born in 2000.

Joey@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think the point is just that the little bit of math is very easy if you're born in 2000.

200ok@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Totally!

Thread OP, kinda like it's easier to do the math when trying to remember your age or the year something happened in reference to one another.

"I remember I was 12 when I got braces", so they know the year was 2012 when they got braces...

...which is easier than having to calculate:

  • I was born in 1993
  • so, 2000 - 1993 = 7
  • and, 12 - 7 = 5
  • 2000 + 5 = 2005 is when they got braces.