This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can't pick which insane take to make fun of first.
Doesn't think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?
I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I'm getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I'm a hard worker.
I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.
This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.
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rubikcuber@feddit.uk · 48 pts · 1y
Apparently, when you can shout "BRING ME MY STEAK" at a servant you don't need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?
frazorth@feddit.uk · 41 pts · 1y
Sounds like someone who doesn't work hard enough to need a break.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can't pick which insane take to make fun of first.
Doesn't think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Trebuchet@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
Fucking weirdo
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I'm getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I'm a hard worker.
I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.
pseudo@jlai.lu · 12 pts · 1y
She is eating steak while working?!
RainyRat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I feel sorry for anyone else who has to use her keyboard.
mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
Wait... Isn't everyone?
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she's moist.
frazorth@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
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ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You think she gets moist? My brother, it's probably got the same feel as inserting into a rolled up sanding belt.
chemicalprophet@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Imagine your personality being your stupid opinionsā¦ Get a fucking life
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Welcome to social media lol.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme
rwtwm@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.
dance_ninja@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Meanwhile, the former PM: https://youtube.com/shorts/M_U0g6uKj8E
GiveOver@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?
Atlas_ie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
He did say fries instead of chips