I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.
There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.
I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says
Because everybody has vampire porn. It’s like posting a picture of your fridge with decapitated heads in it and asking "why is no one mentioning the cream cheese?"
I'm concerned it's so low. It's like seeing the cream cheese peeking out from behind the beer. Like it's not well hidden but it's kinda hidden and that's weird
55 Comments
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world · 107 pts · 1y
Okay but I NEED to know what's in the Stegosaurus folder
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 77 pts · 1y
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y
that... is not a stegosaurus, that's a sauropod
you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 1y
No, he is a stegosaurus, he even says that himself
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
oh ok then. you'll be spared
Samsy@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 1y
Obviously Stegosaurus-porn
_wizard@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Horses love it.
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
why does this guy get to know how stegosex works, but not paleontologists?!?
(one of the biggest mysteries is how stegosaurus reproduced with those massive plates on their backs)
Samsy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Stego knows more than one position.
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
me too
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
My thought was some stenography files.
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io · 100 pts · 1y
I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin's bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface
kautau@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”
Moose@moose.best · 20 pts · 1y
...just going to ignore the 'horses' folder?
merthyr1831@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y
did they stutter
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y
Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Well yeah gotta leave the normal stuff up top
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
That is so they think they found the weird shit, when they barely scratched the surface.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 44 pts · 1y
I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.
There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.
rtxn@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y
Bet my ass there's porn in "Schoolwork"
Samsy@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y
The only place I bet.
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 1y
yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic...
for research purposes
bazus1@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
nothing hides from WinDirStat
Samsy@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 1y
Who else missed the "cute college girl" folder?
Bhaelfur@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
I did because I saw "Vampire Porn" first
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y
What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
"Family Stuff"
oh no
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
Jeez just put it in a folder called "porn" on your desktop.
Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y
Help me my parents found my horse folder... 😥🫣
Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
They've been contributing to it 😨
DickFiasco@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
The other folder names are a real trip as well.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 14 pts · 1y
I wonder if 'Stegosaurus' is also porn...
ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
It's all also porn.
DickFiasco@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
'Stegosaurus' sounds like a Bad Dragon product.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Every single one of these folders he porn in it
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 1y
Yo but let's see the Download folder contents
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Vampire porn should be top level
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y
No one would ever find mine. I keep it hidden in a folder labeled notpron
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Plot twist: the
horsesfolder is full of clips of Vaush.Famko@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
You mean clips for Vaush
jayk@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
aunt floyd the trans icon
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Imma need that horse folder. For science.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y
I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says
“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”
KuzhinierSileon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Mr Hand's computer
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Just saying that my "Homework" folder is actually incredibly well hidden. Despite this, I'm the only one who has ever used the computer.
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I want to see the psp folder!
Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Same. My modded PSP was the greatest console I ever owned.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
Hmm, yes, the jpeg in this smells like 2008, a great year of vampire and horse harvest
Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
Why is no one mentioning the Vampire porn?
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y
Because everybody has vampire porn. It’s like posting a picture of your fridge with decapitated heads in it and asking "why is no one mentioning the cream cheese?"
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I'm concerned it's so low. It's like seeing the cream cheese peeking out from behind the beer. Like it's not well hidden but it's kinda hidden and that's weird
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Wait, you don't have vampire porn?