Daddy is here

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PugJesus@lemmy.world · 120 pts · 1y (15 replies)

I need to take up drinking.

finley@lemm.ee · 42 pts · 1y (5 replies)
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Nougat@fedia.io · 36 pts · 1y (4 replies)

That reminds me that I need to visit the weed store.

zib@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I picked a hell of a time to give up THC.

Nougat@fedia.io · 13 pts · 1y
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Heroine* or sniffing glue

finley@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
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asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

I know this is a joke but yeah don't. I did this for similar reasons and have been perpetually drunk. It just doesn't end.

Nothing@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Come on bruh, step your game up! Hard drugs is where it’s at 🙃

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Well, opiates are "better" for your body than alcohol

At least there is that... Well, and you can't die from a withdrawal - although it will be not a nice experience

naught@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

A little cocaine never hurt anyone, but then, who does a little cocaine

Nothing@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

See this is what I’m talking about. You, I like.

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Never said anything about cocaine

Edit: although you also can't die from a withdrawal from cocaine

naught@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

it was an alternate suggestion

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Ah, ok
Didn't look through that...
I'm used to sarcastic answers on that topic, so my fault, sorry

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 96 pts · 1y

"I want my president to govern like a child abuser."

Favoring9181@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I don't want the image of Trump undoing his belt while Mel Gibson passionately cheering him.

errer@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Sugartits is Mel’s pet name for Trump

FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

The belt is for show. He's strapped into a fucking girdle so tight, he can't move his torso at all.

Supervisor194@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The entire MAGA movement is apparently built on daddy issues

Unironically, this. I know they're trying to crack a joke but it's absolutely true. Been saying it for years. The men who enthusiastically participate in this movement are men who crave the attention their own fathers couldn't or wouldn't give them. They are because of this the weakest men among us - and you can tell because they have to cosplay at being tough guys but would go on national TV and say something as degrading and stupid as this and not have an ounce of self-reflection about it because they know they're talking to other people just like them.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

It’s also the display of power over those who cannot hit back.

Kids don’t fight back.

Lbgtq people are viewed/painted as weak, they don’t fight back.

Same for Liberals.

Women.

Etc.

So it may have something to do with fatherly attention, but it also has to do with being a bully who can display unchallenged power.

Snowclone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Makes sense, the nazi movement was built on young men who's father's died in WWI.

thallamabond@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Some context for Mel's father,

One week before Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ (2004) was released in American film theaters, Hutton Gibson told radio talk show host Steve Feuerstein that the Holocaust was fabricated and "mostly fictional".[28] He said that the Jews had simply emigrated to other countries rather than having been killed, a view which observers described as Holocaust denial.[28][29] He claimed that census statistics prove that there were more Jews in Europe after World War II than before.[30] Gibson said that certain Jews advocate a global religion and one world government.[28]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hutton_Gibson

RadicalEagle@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Well this explains a lot.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I think we can all agree, this is the one daddy that needs to go get the milk and never come back.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is one daddy that belongs in prison.

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 1y

let him put out fires for a while. see how he likes it

0ops@lemm.ee · 44 pts · 1y

"It's like daddy arrived and he's taking his belt off"

🎶 sweeeeet home alabama 🎶

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y

I was so much happier when he shut up

asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I'm just gonna leave this here... whoever gives Gibson any sort of moral authority is ignorant or a piece of shit.

ridago@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y

Seems pretty in line with republican values to me

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Jfc. I couldn't finish tape 2. What a waste of a human being

asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Yeah honestly I should have probably included a trigger warning because it is the kind of bad that might trigger ptsd for ppl who have lived in abusive relationships. Thank you for reading

superkret@feddit.org · 27 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Incredibly, this is not from a South Park episode:

Daddy's Home

Content warning: includes Roseanne Barr twerking

a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1y

Damn, i lost 3 IQ points by watching this

asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Ewwww no don't give that shit views

crusa187@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Mel looking pretty rough these days

ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org · 14 pts · 1y

it's all that hate frothing at his back teeth for decades.

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He's got an alcoholic nose. Which coincides with this meme, they have daddy issues and usually have an alcohol problem.

thallamabond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Gin Blossom, though commonly correlated, there is no causation with alcohol.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinophyma

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

that explains alot

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Hey now, they also have women issues, issues with minorities, issues with not raping or being a pedo, etc

someguy3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (5 replies)

The ending to Hacksaw Ridge really told me everything I need to know about Mel Gibson.

TimboSlice@discuss.online · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Can you elaborate?

someguy3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Up to the end it was a movie about Desmond Doss trying to reconcile his faith with the war. At the end it was Christianity good let's kill the Japs, Deus Vult.

TimboSlice@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

Interesting. I watched it a few years ago and don't remember why I disliked it. That's probably the reason.

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

I don't quite remember that ending. I thought it was about a goody-bible guy doing his very best in a bad situation

FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I'm interested, too, since I'm not touching that movie. Looks boring anyway.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

That actually makes a lot of sense.

tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

That's want wanting "a leader" does to you

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

...at the bank, and he's drunk.

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

I've always thought smoking was kinda trashy, but I think I might buy a pack on my way home today

motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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Quill7513@slrpnk.net · -1 pts · 1y

but actually tho