Because a lot of social services, including the rehabilitation of drug addicts, are being handed over to churches by the right. I can talk day and night long about this disgusting practice.
I had decided to make my final decision today at 3PM based on the input I got from co Lemmyites like yourselves. The overwhelming response was "it's an elephant" which of course is the correct answer. So I will be having a large vodka on the rocks.
There was a post on science memes that pointed out that male giraffes smell the urine of all the female giraffes and if none of them are on heat, have sex with each other instead. I found that the fact stuck with me. The thread got deleted by the mods because it all got a bit daft.
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superkret@feddit.org · 49 pts · 1y
Fun fact: None of the 12 steps include not drinking.
(In fact, they sound more like a roadmap for joining a religious sect)
stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de · 32 pts · 1y
They mention god a lot huh
superkret@feddit.org · 28 pts · 1y
Yeah, but it's God as we understand Him so it's totally not a Christian cult when the next steps include:
You can totally follow all these steps as an atheist, too!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y
No, see, it’s a higher power, so it’s different. /s
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
Praise the Sun!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
"Overnight, I became a sun worshipper! Well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night."
Bezier@suppo.fi · 9 pts · 1y
Don't do drugs, you'll end up religious
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Because a lot of social services, including the rehabilitation of drug addicts, are being handed over to churches by the right. I can talk day and night long about this disgusting practice.
huquad@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
That's actually perfect for me cause I didn't want to quit anyway
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
AA doesn't tell people to stop drinking, and it's members won't either.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Because once they banned lsd that’s all they had left
tourist@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
fuck bro
a hint would be nice
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
They mostly live in Africa. Some in India too
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
A swallow?
marcos@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
It's clearly a ground worm.
superkret@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
Scammers?
VonReposti@feddit.dk · 7 pts · 1y
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I'd say the other way around these days
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
I love that the Chris series is now being posted to More Kitboga. I saw a lot of him on Twitch, but not all like 60 hours of him.
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y
An elephant ?
kubica@fedia.io · 21 pts · 1y
A zebra.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Surprised that you were able to come up with that considering how the black line obscured part of him
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
I had decided to make my final decision today at 3PM based on the input I got from co Lemmyites like yourselves. The overwhelming response was "it's an elephant" which of course is the correct answer. So I will be having a large vodka on the rocks.
lengau@midwest.social · 10 pts · 1y
That's not an elephant, elephants have trunks. This guy clearly uses a briefcase.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y
make it a double, you earned it!
Voyajer@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Kitty
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
It’s a tiger. you can tell by the way it is
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 13 pts · 1y
It's Pikachu!
istdaslol@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y
Giraffe?
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
True. Maybe a unicorn then?
davidagain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
There was a post on science memes that pointed out that male giraffes smell the urine of all the female giraffes and if none of them are on heat, have sex with each other instead. I found that the fact stuck with me. The thread got deleted by the mods because it all got a bit daft.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
Elephant?
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
You guessed wrong, which means you did guess.op will drink again
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Can I guess again? Spider?
mrslt@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Ffs, am I the only one in this thread who can identify a monarch butterfly?
RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
My favorite kind of erfly!
python@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Can't tell, must be some sort of japanese animal. Tanuki?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Obviously a tiger
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
A tiger, but r… dumb.
Rest in Power, Scoot.
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
That is the uggliest poodle I have ever had the unfortune to look at! And it's filthy!
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Bear.
JackLSauce@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Tom
PropaGandalf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Tom is correct. I’ll drink on that!
Diurnambule@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 1y
Some kind of bird with a long tail ?
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Birds don't exist
wabafee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Dog
WereCat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Lioff
MrNesser@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Obviously a cheetah
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
A Camel.
Apathy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It’s John Xina
mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
An elephant!
TGhost@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
A cat
AlexDrago@ani.social · 4 pts · 1y
Tree frog
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Black eyes, and I'm getting a sense of dread... Darth Vader?
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
He's lyin'
DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
It's an introduction of the all new Toyota Tacoma with sleek interior and roadside assistance
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
This is a aspen tree. You can tell its a aspen tree because the way it is wow.
vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
easy.... that's an armadillo!
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
House cat
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It's called "hakuna matata," and it needs to hurry up and take its rightful place as king.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Hairy Albanian dog.
darkmogool@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
possum
hash@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
This is a tough one, but if you look carefully in the bottom right you'll see a nope rope.
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Despite the black line covering his eyes, I can still tell: This Is Timothy.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
3 toed sloth
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
The most dangerous animal of all: Man.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 1y
A tit mouse?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
Now this I support.
dumbass@leminal.space · 2 pts · 1y
It's a lion, now got get fucking wasted!
themakara@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That's a cute dog!
thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Hell no. I’m not gonna risk my alcohol supply on a bunch of lemmies
ngn@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
blue