Going to the doctor in 2040

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teft@lemmy.world · 97 pts · 1y (14 replies)

That doctor:

GluWu@lemm.ee · 77 pts · 1y (11 replies)

Anyway, I don't wanna sound like a dick or nothing, but I looked at your charts and it seems like you're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit may be retarded.

EDIT: Due to the number of reports this has gotten I have been advised by the mods to note that this is a direct quote from the scene above.

I have been banned from blahaj.zone for quoting a movie in a different instance

perishthethought@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y

The first doctor that calls me "scrote" gets punched in the face.

blandfordforever@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Haha. Well done. At the time that this movie came out, this dialogue wasn't even considered that offensive.

It was kind of like an Australian calling someone a cunt.

KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 1y (4 replies)

No, it was a satire movie.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wouldn't one expect a world full of idiots to be homophobic?

KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 1y

Exactly

blandfordforever@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Frame it however you want but this was how 12-20 year old American males spoke to each other in the 90s and early 2000s.

It's only satire here because their doctors are talking like that.

KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 1y

They also didn't in movies, so they put it there as a social commentary. But I get your jist, they did talk like that

Gladaed@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y

You should put Attribution under your quotes. The parent is the only thing you can quote without.

When you just see this I expect them to have edited their post. If there was an easy way to see prior versions of a comment that would be fine.

x00z@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I'm calling the booboo police for the feelings you hurt!

SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Samesame, I quoted Austin Powers

Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Yeah baby yeah.

sunglocto@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y

paequ2@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y

macOS Lexus 🔜

Rooskie91@discuss.online · 87 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Lol yeah just like how millennial doctors say "epic fail" and hold up a spork.

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How dare you forget that the spork is mustachioed

Deebster@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y

And bacon flavoured

Darkard@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y

"My guy, you got that Ligma for real"

"Excuse me?"

"Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it's like, super aids or something, devvo'ed"

Gork@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Doc, what the Sigma?

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Skibbity rizz. In other words, terminal.

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y (3 replies)

what's gng

BlindFrog@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gng

Look like consensus's changed over the years. I still dunno what's gng

DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

I assumed it was meant to be gang, but the "a" would've been censored anyway so it was just excluded.

Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Good night gamers?

TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No cap fr fr?

DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

ong ong

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My doctor diagnosed me with "no rizz". The fuck?

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y

Doc, why you 360 nocap me like that?

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.

SoJB@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

All new is forgotten old

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

He likes large butts, and he does not fib.

devfuuu@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

would you like some skibidy yeet with that sir?

ClarkInPark@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I see you guys never visited a GP in the Netherlands

darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

Yeah because they're never available!

TwanHE@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Idk my sample size of 2 might be small but both are actually quite decent.

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 7 pts · 1y

Well, at least he cares more than current doctors.

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

That will be two million dollars (inflation).

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

more like in 2026

labbbb2@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What?

mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Apparently I've got diabaddies

Slikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ship ship ship! Ship ship, ship ship ship. Ship.