The water in the tub when you take a bath is like a you-flavoured broth or soup

Been thinking of this out of the bath. Enjoy this thought the next time you are in a bath or hot tub.

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roofuskit@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No. You don't make a soup or broth out of the water you used to clean an animal before you eat it.

turbowafflz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

You don't?? Is that why my soup always tastes like the smell of being in a barn??? Why did no one tell me this????

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!

BestBouclettes@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 1y

Such a great show

billwashere@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

More like “come taste my butthole”… no thanks 🤣

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y (7 replies)

I'd assume the taste of soap is usually a lot stronger.

athairmor@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

You use soap in the bath? I just scrub with a carrot or a head of broccoli.

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I mean you can add all the salts and microplastic glitter bouillon cubes you want to mask it but it's still a rumschlumpel broth.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Googled it and couldn't find an answer. WTF is a rumschlumpel?

unmagical@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y

The guys username.

bacon_saber@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y

ok, ok...it's you-flavored soap.

clickyello@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I had the same thought and then landed on... I really fucking hope it is at least

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Soap and dirt

unmagical@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

You may enjoy the Perfect Bath.

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

If homeopathy is correct, that water has the memory of all the shit that's ever been in it.

SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

I am laying down in wet empty bath and shower head kinda constantly sprinkles (fountains?) water around it while I scroll Lemmy. What irresponsible dish does it make me?