Anon is about to be found out

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23 Comments

lka1988@sh.itjust.works · 98 pts · 1y

the fuck

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 94 pts · 1y (2 replies)

When corporations put fecal matter in the water supply, that’s just the will of the free market and the natural order of things. When you do it, however, all of a sudden it’s “endangerment of life”. Double standard much?

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y

The first two rules of breaking the law without consequences:

  1. Be rich
  2. Don’t be poor
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y

Try taking legal actions with them and millions of people would argue how you're killing corporates and let commies take over.

PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat · 87 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Potentially taking legal action?

jqubed@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I’d definitely be pressing for criminal charges in that situation!

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Be cool dude

Abnorc@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · -4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Lemmy and recognizing when some is joking, a great "what if"

JonnyRobbie@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y

Someone is joking in greentext of all places and they took it seriously lol.

OlPatchy2Eyes@slrpnk.net · 0 pts · 1y

The threadiverse's median reading level is about 5th grade

StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 67 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Remember kids, when doing a crime, check your surroundings first

Comment105@lemm.ee · 51 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Or don't. These kinds of people should be caught. Ideally, they should be made an example of. Not just punitive justice, but frightening, deterring justice.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Exactly. People need to learn to check their surroundings first, and those that don't should be made an example of.

laranis@lemmy.zip · 55 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Sus. If there was a security camera they would have checked that first.

Keep your head down anon, it is a bluff.

Also, stop putting shit in drinking water you sick fuck.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Poop has DNA from the depositor.

laranis@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Can your employer compel you to provide a DNA sample?

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Don’t know but this is probably a crime. So a cop can.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"What is this, wolf hair?"

1000025099

Donkter@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Inconclusive inconclusive

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

I highly doubt they're going to pay for a DNA test...

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

May i give you a shit pebble in these trying times?

ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y

Remember kids: you're supposed to shit on the toilet, not on the water cooler.