uninvited

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50 Comments

Justas@sh.itjust.works · 167 pts · 1y (18 replies)

What kind of crazy person doesn't start a jigsaw puzzle with the edge pieces?

justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 124 pts · 1y (13 replies)

I guess, the ones who make up BS for Internet points

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Can't funny things just be funny?

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · -4 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Depends if they're presented as real or just funny jokes

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (7 replies)

I don't see a certificate of authentication on this image. What am I missing?

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 1y
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fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de · -3 pts · 1y (5 replies)

You don't see that on real shot either

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Okay, but the person says it depends if they're presented as real or just funny jokes. This is an image with no source on c/LemmyShitpost. Why would anyone even begin to assume it was real?

Nythos@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

People taking shit at face value and not understanding it’s a joke/satire is exactly why misinformation is so rampant right now

fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

Yeah okay, but I didn't see that it was in a shit posting community because I was scrolling through ALL, and others seemingly didn't either.

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The entire internet?

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

How dare they. Oh the hummamity

danc4498@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Kecessa@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y

They wanted to be able to kiss Trump so they rushed for the face

jaybone@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

If this were not fake, that would actually be a pretty good joke, since they would have invested more time starting at the edges before getting to the punchline.

rtxn@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Idolatry is one hell of a drug.

Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org · 8 pts · 1y

Because it's very real

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 114 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Fuck Grandpa. How do you think Grandpa's dad, who most likely fought the fucking Nazis, would feel about Grandpa fellating the fucking fascists? Hmm?

BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y (5 replies)

He'd probably adore this admirable abundance of alliterations.

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Alterations are awesome!

BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Alterations? Administered by autocorrect, as always?

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y

Autocorrupt always advises against what I'm attempting to articulate.

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Aliterations are the puns of serious talk: cheap and cheery.

Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

That's right kids. You should always avoid alliteration!

shalafi@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Grandpa could be GenX and his grandfather fought the Nazis. Fascism is coming back because few people alive remember it.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 17 pts · 1y

It took less than a decade between the Greatest Generation dying off for their kids to enable fascism.

Rin@lemm.ee · 92 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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MutilationWave@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y

I called my MAGA father-in-law a "fucking asshole" in front of half the family and all I got was a no more politics in front of the family ban. He thought it was funny.

Maggoty@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y (4 replies)

If that's all it takes to get uninvited then they weren't interested in being family anyways. That would be an A tier joke in my family.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Had an uncle give my sister a Trump board game for Christmas (secret Santa) back when that game was new (early 90's?). He put cash in the box which she didn't find for YEARS when the closet shelf collapsed and the unopened game got crushed.

It was a great gag then too 🤣

Shapillon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Wow that's playing the long game lmao

stevedice@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well, friend. That's because you have a functional family.

Maggoty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Well that's just like ... True. I'm joking I love my family and I'm lucky as hell on that front.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y

Success

Eddbopkins@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y

The only reason I see why anyone would get mad about this is, if they are gay for trump.

tourist@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Why'd he finish the hairline lmao

The entire top dome

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y

Wanted to see if it was pre-plugs? 🤷

Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Because this isn't real

IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How? They'd figure out swap before they even started.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I mean, did it really take Grandpa the whole face to figure out it was Biden and not Trump?

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Their faces are similar enough

ms_lane@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

NO FUN ALLOWED

iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

I'm surprised that it's 500 whole pieces. Should be like 25.

mombutt_long_and_low@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

If this is real - what a shitty family.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y

I would see this as an absolute win

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Would help grandpa calibrate his democracy destroying partisan bigotry anytime.

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Probably fake, but based.

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

They look like shockingly similar

BigBenis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

#worthit

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

#wartit

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
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