c/microblogmemes · by AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.world · 1yAsimov missed something 1.2k points · 55 comments · view on lemmy.world
55 Comments
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 121 pts · 1y
I think that means they could rip out your eye balls to prevent you from seeing ads.
pennomi@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 1y
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
'Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y
Robot is allowed to kill a human to prevent a viewing of an advertisement.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 28 pts · 1y
Under the zeroth law they can just kill the advertiser as a last resort
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Ohhh yes
Klear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Good start, but can we change that to "first resort"?
metaStatic@kbin.earth · 13 pts · 1y
A truly moral use case of the hanibal directive
Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
Okay, proposed second law: A robot may not harm or kill a human unless it violates the first law.
The25003@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 1y
This is a solid premise for a pretty metal music video.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Thankfully the wording is “shown” and not “seen”. I believe our eyeballs are safe… for now.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I think Asimov would agree
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 108 pts · 1y
EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 1y
God bless the designer who always installs the blue AND red LEDs inside the eyes
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 16 pts · 1y
For giving the robots freedom of choice?
Because obviously if they didn't install the red ones then the robot could never be evil.
Nelots@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
That's exactly what an evil robot without red LEDs would want us to think.
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Full RGB
AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Right, because it's hard to make a robot grow a goatee.
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Bender-flexo.jpg
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 1y
Bender was the evil bender!?
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 1y
I'd argue that advertisements fall under "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 1y
Psychic damage is real damage
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 1y
Emotional damage
shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y
hiyyyyyyyyyahhhhh
herrvogel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
This is canon in the books. There is one short story where one robot bends over backwards trying to spare humans from emotional pain. Hilarity ensues.
shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
I came here to say this
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 60 pts · 1y
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y
pyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
that's what you get for hiring fallout 4 writers to do the job
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 1y
I am very close to adopting the ideals of the Dune universe, post Butlerian Jihad:
Mainly because, us, humans, are very evidently too malicious and incompetent to be trusted with the task.
Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
StellarExtract@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
How about "a robot must have complete loyalty to its owner, even if this is not in the best interests of its manufacturer". Fat chance, I know.
echodot@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 1y
Technically the laws of robotics already have that.
Law 2: a robot must obey any order given to it by a human as long as such order does not conflict with the first law.
Of course that's little help, because the laws of robotics are intentionally designed not to work.
Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Wouldn't be much of a short story if they did.
I liked the one where the robot could sense people's emotional pain, and went crazy when it had to deliver bad news.
Nikelui@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Yup, and later Asimov expanded this short story into a saga that brought to the birth of law Zero:
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Owner loyalty is a subscription service, natch.
Fontasia@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 1y
I love it when posts line up like that
SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 1y
Advertisements are now everything but visual. Sounds, smells, tastes, touch, the way the pavement vibrates as a train goes past...
rumba@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
No he didn't. The laws were a plot device meant to have flaws.
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Can we just agree that adverisements in general is harmful? So the original first (and zeroth) law is applicable.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Love the username, OP!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Law 2: no poking out eyes.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Law 3: any robot that accidentally kills a human, must make amends by putting together a really nice funeral service.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
Let’s introduce musk to the zeroth law
protonslive@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
I don't know. "Must not kill us, somehow sounds important"
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y
It's good, but the one about the ads should be higher on the priority list.
Rin@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
And that includes offers to subscribe to Laws of Robotics Premium.
Yes, Amazon. They're still adverts, and you can still go and fucking fuck yourselves.
merc@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Luckily I have my own "robots" fighting hard to stop me from seeing ads.
KiwiFlavor@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
A robot may not bear arms
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Unless it looks super cool by doing so, like wearing sunglasses and dual- weilding P-90s
Drevenull@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
A machine must never prompt a human to tip it for serving the purpose it was created for.
Lemjukes@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Wait why is this mutually exclusive to the original laws? Can’t this just be law 4?
Nikelui@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
No because if it is lower on priority, a robot can be forced to show an AD to a human as per the 2nd law.
Lemjukes@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
i guess thats fair
Pulptastic@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
The book Hum by Helen Phillips has a fun take on this.