What words should not be combined with "poop"? NSFW

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Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 52 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Knife.

LordTrychon@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Knife poop DOES sound bad...

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

As does poop knife. It was originally a reddit post from years ago

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y

Thanks for the reminder, hope this memory jumps off a cliff

Codilingus@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 1y

Sock

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 23 pts · 1y

Diet.

workerONE@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Mouth feel

ultrahamster64@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Mouthwash

Ouchie1@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Reverse

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Back and forth. Forever.

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

)) <> ((

x4740N@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

To me this looks like ass to ass

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

With the same poop.

EighthLayer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Middle out.

bender223@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Gourmet

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y

"That's some serious gourmet shit poop!"

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 1y

Flavored

Tedesche@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Stew.

HerrVorragend@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Soup

DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Fight

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Soft-serve

x4740N@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Of course you reminded me of two girls one cup

I wish I had never looked that up to find out why everyone said it was horrible

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

The worst part is that it definitely isn't poop. But it's close enough that the vomit reflex hits anyway.

tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y

Butter

Goun@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Blood

x4740N@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Pretty sure people with skin tags in their ass can get that

DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Tornado

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Smoothie

DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Tub

weeeeum@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Smoothie

crawancon@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

wife

RobotToaster@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

Moist

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y

taste

murmelade@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y (10 replies)

In Swedish 'skit' (=shit) is a prefix added as emphasis to a lot of descriptions, can get pretty funny some times. For example 'skitbra' = shit good, 'skitdåligt' = shit bad, 'skitlite' = shit little, 'skitmycket' = shit a lot.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y

You could do a short comedy routine about that. (Aka a skit)

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Same in Norway with "drit-". It can also be used as a suffix indicating "thing" or "stuff".

murmelade@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'd love an example or two of the suffix use, I don't think we do that in Swedish.

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's sometimes done when referring to a category or generalizing a noun, often in a derogatory way. I'm sure it works in Swedish too.

Person 1: "Hva ble det til middag"
Person 2: "Noe pastadrit..."

murmelade@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Ah I see what you mean now. Yes, we do that too.

sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Re Skitbra, does that mean that "bra" is "good"?

I ask because in parts of Scotland there's the word "braw", which has the same meaning. Wonder if there's a connection there.

murmelade@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yes, correct. That's interesting, I've never heard anyone use braw.

sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

It's widely used in Fife and possibly north of that. Don't think it's common in Glasgow or Edinburgh though.

It gives us the saying, "It's a braw, bricht, moonlicht, nicht" :-)

EDIT: Apparently it's from the French, brave, but the Swedish similarity is noted too :-)

x4740N@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I read "skitmycket" as "suck my shit" at first because it sounds really close to that

BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

As a Dane, I can attest that the suggested activity is already among the most popular of Swedish pastimes.

sanderium@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y

Scoop

fubo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Levitating. Ballistic. Catastrophe. Incandescent. Shivering. Sultry. Sauté.

Werbert@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
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sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Magnet.

RBWells@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sicle

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

shudders with stroke face

b3an@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Burn-inducing

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Barf

x4740N@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Siphon

unknown1234_5@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 1y

delectable

philpo@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Vomiting...

and

Vaginal.

Both things are sadly are medical reality

Wahots@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)
philpo@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah. Sadly rectovaginal fistulae are a huge issue in the developing world and there are millions of woman suffering greatly from them. The consequences are severe,often include things like massive infections, incontinence, infertility, labial fusion(yeah,that is exactly what you think it is - happens due to ongoing infections) and sepsis/death.

They mainly happen during childbirth with sufficient medical assistance and to a lesser extend as a consequence of rape. (Due to the "unattended birth" movement we see a raise in the case numbers in the industrial nations as well recently)

Most woman die untreated but shunned from their communities as the required surgery is complicated, requires extensive aftercare and is expensive. There are whole nations without a single surgeon providing these surgeries.

Currently a huge percentage of these surgeries have been cancelled anyway, thanks to the orange. I know of cases who literally got send home from the hospital due to that.

Wahots@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y

Jesus...

JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Facial

AWittyUsername@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Dinner

Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Fuckpoop is one of my favorite combinations, but one that should be forbidden is snortable poop

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Tsunami

pappabosley@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Extreme

JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Delicious

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Storm

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Eye.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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truxnell@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y

Smith

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Burger

GenProtectionFault@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Gravelly

blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y

Crunchy

MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Finger

FanciestPants@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Spoon

spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Toothpaste

kurcatovium@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Shared

conc@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

They sure do

shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y