Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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BreadOven@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 1y
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
ChillPill@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Its an older meme, but it checks out
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
I really hope copypastas stay around forever
Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
As long it's al dente
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Agreed. Bonus one:
apology for poor english when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring ‘john is kill’ ‘no’
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
Just don't pick up the phone... It is probably broken anyway after being soaked like that
hOrni@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 1y
TseseJuer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
that's a huge light rod
ickplant@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Username checks out
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
Lightboobs
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
Por que no los dos?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 28 pts · 1y
Ceiling tits? In this economy?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
If you want ceiling tits, you better pull yourself up by your ceiling bootstraps.
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Your light can be on the ceiling or a tit. Not both...
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
itt: staying abreast of the latest trends..
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
BOOBS
db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Elon boobs.
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
Lightboobs
otacon239@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
This might legit be one of the first images I ever saw on Reddit.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Sorry. Can't pay attention to this thread. Too busy typing 5318008 into my calculator.
0ops@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
What the 1134, squid?
dumbass@leminal.space · 7 pts · 1y
Now I want a jam donut.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
what's the difference between jam and jelly
dumbass@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y
The country it's located in.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I can't jelly my cock in your dumbass
dumbass@leminal.space · 4 pts · 1y
I bet you could if you really tried!
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Everybody gangsta until the ceiling tassels start spinning.
Cort@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Not your typical boob lights
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Those are not female presenting nipples. Those are moobs if ever I've seen em.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
I've been there. 58008 Cleavage Ct. in Twin Peaks.
nieceandtows@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Tbh it looks more moobs than boobs
RangerJosey@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Shh. There's some titties.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ahta!!
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y
Why does the lamp on the right not cast a pattern on the wall but the apparently identical lamp on the left does?
shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
i remember mama