The game “Air Brawl” on Steam is a dogfighting game with airplanes with different weapons. One of them has a big hammer you use to wack other airplane.
A baseball bat sticking out of a P-51, an F-16 with a morning star, a foot with a kicking boot sticking out of an A-10...yeah I'll make that. sounds delightfully stupid.
I thought I read somewhere that vertical tails aren't very good from a stealth design standpoint. I would imagine that something similar would apply to gargantuan circular saws.
Landing that thing has got to be a bitch.
I have some supply-chain security questions regarding the "Made in China" label on the blade.
38 Comments
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 1y
yesman@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Jokes on you these birds fly backward. Elon said it would be more efficient that way.
Tenkard@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y
When you fly the fuel gets depleted, so if you fly backward the fuel gets refilled instead
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y
Skill issue
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 1y
Ya fucked it. "Skil issue" was right there.
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Simply amazing 👏
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
that also makes the blade facing the right way, assuming the cut with the lower half.
Squibbles@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
Sacrifices had to be made in the name of aerodynamic efficiency
KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
Wouldn't it be easier to cut a plane underneath than above?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Also you can do strafing runs on aircraft carriers.
KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Well, it started out as one aircraft carrier. Not by the time you're done though!
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
No you see it’s a bomber so it’s akshually the correct orientation for ground attack runs
seathru@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 1y
Sticking a wood blade on backwards is actually a semi-valid way of cutting sheet metal.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I have also cut 8020 aluminum extrusion with just an ordinary miter saw.
DogWater@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
It's cuz they are cutting metal with the wood blade.
We can't afford the metal blade.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
That's the price of freedom.
nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Forward swept wings so it can maneuver faster, you're just looking at it the wrong way
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
The game “Air Brawl” on Steam is a dogfighting game with airplanes with different weapons. One of them has a big hammer you use to wack other airplane.
xep@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y
Makita blade, so Japanese steel folded over a thousand times. Edit: never mind, it says Made in China.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Japanese innovating in melee aircraft again
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
Like all the best modern katanas!
Though now I'm wondering if there were any Japanese style sword smiths on the mainland.
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
If it gets hit by a block of wood that has a few nails in it, it will jam and fall out of the sky.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 1y
This would be fun as hell in a video game. High-speed aerial knife fights. Hell yeah!
Louisoix@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Not breaking news, slicing news.
ooterness@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Giant sawblades are also helpful whenever your stealth bomber is boarded by ninjas.
HKPiax@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Aerodinamically feasable, too credible. Downvote
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Screamers (1995)
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
A nice little movie that is starting to become a possibility.
Donkter@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
That would be a funny videogame. Air combat but it has to all be melee combat.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
A baseball bat sticking out of a P-51, an F-16 with a morning star, a foot with a kicking boot sticking out of an A-10...yeah I'll make that. sounds delightfully stupid.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Or fly upside down and you can provide VCAS.
tal@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y
I thought I read somewhere that vertical tails aren't very good from a stealth design standpoint. I would imagine that something similar would apply to gargantuan circular saws.
Landing that thing has got to be a bitch.
I have some supply-chain security questions regarding the "Made in China" label on the blade.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
No need for stealth when you're cutting everything in half
qaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Just cut through the radar waves smh
Hugin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It looks like 40K is leaking again.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
No finger stop preinstalled
trslim@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y
What if the other plane has flex tape?
AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y