I can't even conceive of being jealous of the human cause the tapir's so completely out of my league, when i look at its dreamy eyes, i get overwhelmed and have to go to the bathroom.
I am going to be the party pooper and remind it is illegal to have tapirs as pets. I won't trash the lady without knowing any context about this video though. Let's pretend it is a rescue...
15 Comments
LePoisson@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
Those Tapir teeth are so unsettling to see.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
LePoisson@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y
Reminds me of an old joke. nsfw
A cowboy is showing a city girl around the ranch. He knows that they are breeding horses at the coral and takes her there.
They watch as a stallion mounts a mare.
The cowboy says "Man, look at them go! I wouldn't mind doing something like that myself."
The lady says "Go ahead, mister. They're your horses."
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
I’m jealous of the human.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 20 pts · 1y
I can't even conceive of being jealous of the human cause the tapir's so completely out of my league, when i look at its dreamy eyes, i get overwhelmed and have to go to the bathroom.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I think she chose him for his smile, lol
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I am going to be the party pooper and remind it is illegal to have tapirs as pets. I won't trash the lady without knowing any context about this video though. Let's pretend it is a rescue...
The_v@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
It will grow up to be a magnificent steed to ride into battle with. Ask the Mormons about them the next time you see them.
https://missedinsunday.com/memes/scripture/horse/
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Lvdwsn@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Link is broken for me
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 1y
idk works for me.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y
I am also jealous of tapirs. I want a prehensile dick.
drhorseturd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You think she tried it, just once? With that prehensile nose? For science of course